T-Rex: The year: 1845!
T-Rex: The time: history times!
T-Rex: But what precisely is going on? WELL!
T-Rex: ...Hold on, I gotta read a Wikipedia article real quick!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Okay, um, in January someone named "Elizabeth Barrett" got a love note from someone named "Robert Browning" but I'm not smart enough to know who those people are. I mean, it must've been some amazing love letter if we're still talking about it now, right?
T-Rex: Okay, hold on.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: So Liz wrote the "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways" poem!
Utahraptor: Neat!
Utahraptor: So was that inspired by the note she got from Bob Browning?
T-Rex: Dang it man, MAYBE?? Look, I'm TRYING to write a story that takes place in 1845 but now I'm reading about poems!! Something went wrong! Research is bad and nobody should do it!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: The year: 1845! It was a year when dozens would die and dozens more would be born. The telephone was probably not invented yet, but I think radio was. Are there photographs? Let's say... MAYBE.
Off panel: Booooooo
