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Book cover: How to Take Over the World
Book cover: PRACTICAL SCHEMES AND SCIENTIFIC SOLUTIONS FOR THE ASPIRING SUPERVILLAIN
Book cover: Ryan North
Book cover: New York Times bestselling author
Narrator: VISIT SUPERVILLAINBOOK.COM TO LEARN MORE!
Image description: The 1st page of the How to Take Over the World bonus comic
Giant screen: SO YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT A BOOK OM SUPERVILLAINY CALLED “HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD”
Patricia: Terrific! I'm in it!
Patricia: Hi, I'm Patricia, I'm a supervillain and I'm in like half that book's illustrations, easy!
Patricia: So you'd think I'd be a fan.
Patricia: Nope!
Patricia: I'm here to tell you there were things Ryan North wouldn't put in it!!
Patricia: But he can't bury the truth forever!
Patricia: So allow me to present...
Computer screen: SUPERVILLANY TIPS TOO HOT FOR PRINTED LITERATURE
Computer screen: BUT JUST HOT ENOUGH FOR DOWNLOADABLE COMICS
Sound effect: CLICK
Image description: The 2nd page of the How to Take Over the World bonus comic
Patricia: All right, so you wanna take over the world via super-villainy. First we gotta define our terms.
Patricia: What is supervillainy?
Patricia: Supervillainy is charismatic.
Patricia: Like me!
Patricia: Look, I'll give you an example.
Patricia: Robbing a bank? Boring.
Bank robber: Can I have some money? I mean, like, more than what's in my account.
Bank robber: No, I don't want a loan!
Patricia: Total snorefest.
Patricia: But stealing a bank...
Villain: Now we're talking!
Villain: Thanks for the tip, ma'am!
Patricia: Oh, we're just getting started.
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Patricia: Supervillainy is also unprecedented. If a crime's been done before, it's not super.
Patricia: It's pedestrian.
Patricia: The first person in history times to pull of a heist in a motorboar? Increduble.
Villain: Fare thee well and good morrow, suckas!!
Patricia: That probably blew people's minds.
Lady: Forsooth! My mind, she is blown!
Gentleman: Prithree, mine as well!
Patricia: They probably made a lof of many selling the patent for their “self-propelled electrical autoboat” too...
Image description: The 4th page of the How to Take Over the World bonus comic
Patricia: But now it's routine to rob banks by boat, especially for manks in, I wanna say... Venice?
Patricia: You gotta do something new.
Patricia: I don't think banks have ever been robbed by blimp. That could be fun!
Patricia: Something to think about, anyway!
Sound effect: RATATATATAT
Villain: NYAH! LEAVE ME ALONE, COPPERS!
Blimp: NORMAL BLIMP PLEASE IGNORE
Villain: CAN'T YOU READ THE BLIMP??
Sound effect: BANG! BANG!
Sound effect: BANKG! BANG!
Patricia: You also may want to armor the blimp.
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Patricia: So now you know what super-crime looks like. But there's another important part!
Patricia: What you look like.
Patricia: See, nobody rools out of bed looking like this. You have to put the work in.
Patricia: Your vision board should be is the words "scary, yet alluring" repeated 100 times.
Patricia: Capes don't hurt.
Patricia: And spikes are fashionable...
Sound effect: CHHT
Patricia: ...and functional, baby.
Image description: The 6th page of the How to Take Over the World bonus comic
Patricia: Don't believe me?! Look at these copyright-skirting supervillains!
Patricia: Each of them has a unique, distinctive aesthetic. Damn!
Arrow: THINKIAC!
Arrow: THE GREEN ORC!
Arrow: LOKI! (PUBLIC DOMAIN VERSION)
Arrow: THE JOKESTER!
Arrow: DR. CEPHALOPOD, PhD!
Arrow: ADULT KITTEN ADULT GIRL!
Arrow: DR. RUINATION!
Arrow: POISON ASH!
Arrow: DUAL FACE GUY!
Image description: The 7th page of the How to Take Over the World bonus comic
Patricia: Look, all I'm saying is, yes, Ryan's book covers the "actual science and technology of supervillainy" via "peer-reviewed research."
Patricia: And you'll learn a lot and that's great! Allegedly.
Patricia: But there's a little thing called style, both in crime and personal aesthetics.
Patricia: You need me to tell you what heists to pull!
Patricia: Let alone how to dress, how to walk...
Patricia: 〚whispers〛 "In the disputed territory between high fashion and high camp" and "villainously yet seductively", respectively...
Patricia: ...and I just want you to keep that in mind.
Patricia: Because in a few months, when you're overlooking the world from your secret base above your own private country...
Patricia: ...I want you to know what to do with that!
Patricia: And I want you to look the part.
Patricia: And for Doom's sake, at least try stealing the Statue of Liberty!!
Patricia: It's right there!
Image description: The 8th and final page of the How to Take Over the World bonus comic
Patricia: Okay enjoy the book, see you on the mean streets and maybe in jail, byeee!
Sound effect: HONK! HONK!
Image description: The extra page after the bonus comic that promotes How to Take Over the World
Spiky balloon: ON SALE NOW
Book cover: How to Take Over the World
Book cover: PRACTICAL SCHEMES AND SCIENTIFIC SOLUTIONS FOR THE ASPIRING SUPERVILLAIN
Book cover: Ryan North
Book cover: New York Times bestselling author
Narrator: VISIT SUPERVILLAINBOOK.COM TO LEARN MORE!
