T-Rex: I don't remember everything I do every day! But check it out:

T-Rex: I do remember SOME of it, ladies!!

Dromiceiomimus: My gender DOES go wild for someone with partial recollection, true.
T-Rex: My POINT is that as we age, we accumulate more memories! Not at a set rate or anything, but they do grow over time. And that means that an old person is like 75% nostalgia by volume!

Utahraptor: But a baby is 0% nostalgia by volume.
T-Rex: Exactly!!

T-Rex: And that's just not sustainable. When I was a kid I NEVER wistfully recalled the past. As a teen only rarely. As an adult it's once a week probably, AND CLIMBING. This is trending in the wrong direction! I've got to LIVE my life, not remember it!!

T-Rex: In conclusion, I can budget 5 minutes a week for nostalgia, tops. I'm a busy guy!
Off panel: Doing what?
T-Rex: Easy!
T-Rex: Making wonderful new memories that I will NEVER ACCESS