T-Rex: My mistake, I now realize, was trying to explain computers by imagining we all shrunk down inside one. If you want to learn computer science, there's only one REAL way to do it. So buckle up everyone, because today we're going to...
Narrator: LARP COMPUTERS
T-Rex: Yes! We're live action role-playing computers! I'll be the computer, and Dromiceiomimus, you be the programmer.
Dromiceiomimus: Okay! Um, print "hello world".
T-Rex: COMPILE ERROR
Dromiceiomimus: This is an interpreted language. There isn't a compiler.
T-Rex: COMPILE ERROR, SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED
Utahraptor: Control C! Cancel! Cancel!
T-Rex: ERROR - DOUBLE SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED
Utahraptor: You know, I don't know any programming languages that can self-destruct, much less add multipliers to it.
T-Rex: TRIPLE SELF DESTRUCT
Utahraptor: T-Rex, you -
T-Rex: I AM A COMPUTER, NOT YOUR FRIEND T-REX. SEXTUPLE SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED
T-Rex: IT'S JUST AS YOU'VE ALWAYS SUSPECTED: COMPUTERS TAKE THINGS PERSONALLY AND HATE ALL LIFE BORN OF THE FLESH
T-Rex: BOOM
