T-Rex: If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!!
T-Rex: PLEASE RT
T-Rex: ALSO PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THE ABSURDITY OF SHOUTING "PLEASE RT" IN REAL LIFE
T-Rex: Marilyn Monroe said it, Dromiceiomimus.
Dromiceiomimus: No she didn't. She never, ever, ever said it, not even once.
T-Rex: Please. I'm PRETTY SURE she probably said it at least once. Probably just when you weren't looking.
Utahraptor: Why do you insist she said it?
T-Rex: Because it fits my image of who she was so well!
Utahraptor: Well, don't know what to tell you, except "for a woman whose life was marked by others trying to control her image, you'd think you'd be a little more sensitive to misattributing quotes to her".
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Oh my god, I'm at my worst and he's not handling me well
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Oh my god, later on when I'm at my best I'm super not calling him
