Narrator: T-REX CONTINUES TO EAT TOO MUCH ICE CREAM
T-Rex: Luckily, I look practically identical! Any changes to my body have been REMARKABLY unnoticeable!
T-Rex: HAH HAH HAH!
T-Rex: SUCCESS
T-Rex: You know how the X-Men discover their mutant powers at puberty? MAYBE THIS IS MINE! I have the mutant power to eat ice cream to excess and still be a reasonably healthy dude who doesn't gain ANY weight! THIS IS AMAZING!
Dromiceiomimus: Aren't the X-Men fictional?
T-Rex: Maybe, but they're a real metaphor for DISCRIMINATION, Dromiceiomimus.
Utahraptor: So you're saying your overeating is... a metaphor for discrimination?
T-Rex: No!
T-Rex: All I'm saying is I've been eating like a slob for 3 days and things have been great, so therefore, BY MATHEMATICAL INDUCTION, I'ma be great forever. And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off for lunch: MORE ICE CREAM.
Utahraptor: It was nice knowing you, friend!!
Narrator: SEVERAL WEEKS LATER:
T-Rex: There! Now I've worked off the excess weight I gained from eating poorly a while back, giving my whole "ice cream arc" a solid IF UNSATISFYING conclusion. Time to celebrate in moderation!
T-Rex: WHO WANTS A SMALL HANDFUL OF CARROTS??
