Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: Our first letter is from Marg, who writes, "How much of the ocean's floor is unexplored?"

T-Rex: Excellent question, Marg!

T-Rex: As you are no doubt dimly aware from half-remembered nightmares of silent crushing darkness, oceans do indeed cover most of our planet's surface, the hidden monstrous creatures who inhabit this endless midnight surround and outmass us on our tiny islands of sun, and the true horror is the millennia of not knowing what skitters and feasts in those unfathomable deeps.

Utahraptor: So put Marg at ease! How much ocean floor is verified horror-free?
T-Rex: 5%.
T-Rex: TOPS.

T-Rex: But we thought 10 MILLION species creeped beneath the waves, and recent estimates have revised that down to a mere 1 million creatures of darkness, all dwelling in a hateful realm that would crush and distort our bodies into unrecognizable mutilations if we were exposed to it for but the briefest moment.

Narrator: THE OCEAN: NIGHTMARES WITHOUT END
T-Rex: ...Seafood's pretty delicious though!!
Narrator: THE OCEAN: DELICIOUS NIGHTMARES WITHOUT END