T-Rex: Ebenezer Scrooge, who was the guardian of all our tomorrows, frowned over the reports the latest Ghost of Futures Yet To Come had shown him. It had been disasters every night for the past month, but tonight what he saw was even worse.

T-Rex: Tonight, Ebenezer Scrooge saw APOCALYPSE.

T-Rex: For weeks, he'd been doing his best to course-correct events in order to prevent these awful futures, but if anything his efforts were only making things worse. The world was spinning out of control, and Ebenezer - even with his ghostly prescience - found himself entirely unable to prevent it. The world seemed doomed... and for the first time, there was nothing he could do.

Utahraptor: So what'd he do? Did HE become a ghost to warn other, more powerful people?
T-Rex: Well, he -

Utahraptor: Or did he conclude that, much as preventing ALL forest fires lets deadfall pile up and makes megafires possible, small disasters were similarly required, thus making HIM responsible for this new catastrophe? Or did he reason that Cassandra failed from disbelief, and so took world leaders with him on his ghostly trips?

Off panel: Or did he pull a Hari Seld-
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR
T-Rex: STOP HAVING IDEAS THAT ARE BETTER THAN MINE
T-Rex: I WAS JUST GONNA HAVE HIM TRY HARDER OR SOMETHING, FRIG