Narrator: THE SONG DAY 1:
T-Rex: Huh, I heard that song while I was out yesterday.
Narrator: DAY 23:
T-Rex: IT'S THE SAME SONG AGAIN!
T-Rex: AHHHHHH
Narrator: DAY 99:
T-Rex: I don't get it, Dromiceiomimus. THE SONG ISN'T EVEN THAT POPULAR. And yet, for 100 days straight, I've heard it every time I'm out! Usually it's a recording, sometimes a live performance, but every day I'm in the right place at the right time to hear this song, 100 times in a row! Winning the LOTTERY would've been easier: I only need the right numbers once for that!
T-Rex: I GUESS the universe is trying to send me a message!
Utahraptor: What? "Check out this hot track?"
T-Rex: "I'm serious, this song gets way better the more you listen to it"?
Utahraptor: "Do you like this song? How about now?"?
T-Rex: "The whole universe was an experiment to produce the freshest beats possible and yo, I really think we're close"?
T-Rex: "You are the luckiest person in the history of time, but unfortunately ONLY when it comes to pointlessly encountering this song in an unbroken daily streak"?
God: DING DING DING
God: WE HAVE A WINNER
