Narrator: HOW TO WRITE A SCENE OF QUIET CONTEMPLATION
T-Rex: Writers! Do your characters have a rich inner life that demands they introspect themselves with their full, undivided attention?

T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: LOSERS

T-Rex: Seriously though, I'm sure your characters probably have other qualities that make 'em cool. Maybe when they're not quietly teasing apart their innermost motivations over a nice cup of tea, they're punching their way to success, right?
T-Rex: It's never too late to have your characters punch a dude, writers.
T-Rex: NEVER FORGET THAT.

Utahraptor: So help me write a scene of quiet introspection, T-Rex!
T-Rex: NO PROBLEM.

T-Rex: Just write: "You know how sometimes you can't fall asleep because you keep going over the events of the day in your head? Isn't that the coolest?? Well, check THIS out: the imaginary person you're reading about is doing that now! I KNOW: SO AWESOME."
Utahraptor: Perfect!!

Narrator: IN CONCLUSION, IF YOUR BOOKS SUCK NOW DON'T BLAME ME
Narrator: MAN
Narrator: I TRIED TO FIX 'EM FOR YOU