Narrator: COMPRESSED SONG COMICS today's song TORN by NATALIE IMBRUGLIA
T-Rex: Nat Imbruglia has witnessed a male corpse become reanimated... OR SO SHE CLAIMS!!
T-Rex: Nat adores this Frankenstein-esque creation for several reasons, including the fact that he's warm, dignified, AND good at crying. Natalie goes on to tell anyone who will listen that they are NOT that man. She then runs out of faith, takes off all her clothes, and lies on the cold floor. It's embarrassing. She's embarrassed.
Utahraptor: Natalie Imbruglia's going through a rough patch, huh?
T-Rex: She sure is!!
T-Rex: When we come around later to check on her, Nat - still naked - says the man's gone but that she's determined the nature of the perfect sky: torn. She insists she's not crazy OR sleepy. "I'm wide awake," she says.
Utahraptor: Are we on time for this revelation?
T-Rex: No. We are, in fact, a little late.
T-Rex: After this Natalie becomes nonverbal, refusing to engage in conversation. And that's what's going on.
T-Rex: This concludes my report on Patient #25534.
Narrator: THE END
