T-Rex: Hello! Permit me to reiterate what I was saying precisely 24 hours ago!
Narrator: 24 HOURS AGO:
T-Rex: As we all know, Spider-Man is a fake man who does not exist!
T-Rex: In the intervening 24 hours, I have done some research and found some UNSETTLING FACTS. Like the fact that most books that exist are fiction: I.E., stories about fake peeps! I thought this was just quantity over quality, but then discovered that most bestselling books are fiction too.
T-Rex: We're obsessed with fake people who do not exist!
Utahraptor: Well, at least when it comes to the stories we tell.
T-Rex: No, it's our minds too!!
T-Rex: I made a list of people I know from reality versus people I know from fiction. DUDE, CHECK IT: I know more members of Starfleet - an organization that does not exist filled exclusively with people that themselves do not exist - than I know ACTUAL FRIENDS.
Utahraptor: Hah hah hah!
Off panel: ...Oh crap, I just realized I can picture the faces of more fictional movie presidents than I can real ones.
T-Rex: Reality!
T-Rex: It's a terrific place to read fiction!
