T-Rex: Hello and welcome to TalkToADog.com. You are being connected to a dog!

T-Rex: You are now connected to a dog!

T-Rex: Your dog is a golden retriever. Please say hello!
Dromiceiomimus: ...Hello?
T-Rex: HELLO! I AM A GOLDEN RETRIEVER. I AM A DOG.
Dromiceiomimus: Yes I would like a refund please.
T-Rex: HELLO! I AM NOT PROGRAMMED TO RESPOND IN THAT AREA.

Utahraptor: These are clearly just you talking funny, and not dogs at all!
T-Rex: Well obviously!

T-Rex: But I've studied dog personalities and used them to construct these custom "fursonas". For example, this golden retriever likes to pee outside and enjoys sniffing. Ask her if she likes sniffing.
Utahraptor: I will not.
T-Rex: Well it's your loss because she'll respond "YES, MOSTLY"

T-Rex: "THERE ARE TIMES WHEN IT LOSES ITS CHARM, IF WE ARE BEING BRUTALLY HONEST"
T-Rex: "LOL, IDK WHAT I WANT"
T-Rex: "LOL"