T-Rex: If the Eskimos have 500 words for snow, then surely we in our internet-stuff age should have 1000 words for "meh"!
God: T-REX THAT LINGUISTIC PREMISE IS ACTUALLY FULL OF LIES
T-Rex: *gasp*
God: YOU PULLED THAT NUMBER OUT OF THE AIR AND THERE'S NO ONE ESKIMO LANGUAGE BUT RATHER AN ESKIMO-ALEUT LANGUAGE FAMILY WHICH BUILDS COMPOUND NOUNS OUT OF WHAT YOU'D CALL A PHRASE
God: SO YOU SAY HARD ICY SNOW AND AN INUIT SPEAKER SAYS THE SAME THING ONLY JUST WITH FEWER SPACES
God: CALLING IT A UNIQUE WORD WITHOUT ADDRESSING THE WORD BOUNDARY ISSUES IS MISLEADING AT BEST
God: GAME SET AND MATCH BABY
T-Rex: Oooh look at me, I'm God, I know language stuff!
God: I KNOW ALL OF THE STUFFS
Utahraptor: Whoah!
Utahraptor: You're making fun of God? Is that not... THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME??
T-Rex: No, that's hunting dinosaurs. Well, I mean, folks used to say humans were the most dangerous game, but humans don't have claws.
Utahraptor: Check mine out! Rar.
T-Rex: I've got some good ones too! Snikt! They don't make that sound on their own so I have to say it out loud.
T-Rex: Sometimes life is full of compromises, you know?
