Off panel: Here at Burger King we offer meat sandwiches
T-Rex: THANKS, Burger King. I get it!

Off panel: Sometimes you can order meat sandwiches from inside your car at Burger King
T-Rex: THANKS BURGER KING I GET IT

Off panel: We put potatoes in boiling grease and serve them in a cardboard sleeve at Burger King
T-Rex: FINE. TERRIFIC. Never call Burger King on speakerphone, Dromiceiomimus.
Dromiceiomimus: I do believe that is the first rule of speakerphone?

Off panel: Burger King is where you can eat the breasts of chickens
Utahraptor: Aw man, is that your speakerphone?
T-Rex: YEP

Off panel: At Burger King we shaped some vegetables to look like meat and put them in a microwave
T-Rex: It's cordless, so it can follow me around.
Utahraptor: Neat.

Off panel: At many Burger King locations you can put ketchup in a tiny paper cup and then you may keep the cup
T-Rex: I'm DYING