T-Rex: You know what's popular? Rebooting old media franchises for today's hip, young, 3D generation! And you know who can do popular things better? I'll give you a hint, it was also an edition of Microsoft Windows.
T-Rex: ME
T-Rex: So here's the pitch: LASSIE - the dog everyone remembers, great at solving problems AND warning folks that Timmy fell down the well! Only this time around, Timmy didn't fall down the well: he was PUSHED.
Dromiceiomimus: *gasp*
T-Rex: And the party responsible? An evil dog who, instead of always saving people, is CONSTANTLY putting them into peril: CORPORAL SNUGGS.
Utahraptor: A Joker to Lassie's Batman!
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: He focuses Lassie, giving her drive in her endless war against chaos. Plus, he's a Pomeranian who wears a cape. OH MY GOD. It's SO ADORABLE when Snuggs puts his paw on the launch button. Can Lassie stop the nukes in time? Yeah probably but we should all watch to make sure!
Utahraptor: I - I would actually watch this.
Narrator: LATER: SOMEBODY ELSE OWNS THE RIGHTS TO LASSIE
T-Rex: I have therefore renamed "Timmy" to "Jimmy Olsen" and "Lassie" to "Clark Kent"!
Narrator: LATER: SOMEBODY ELSE OWNS THE RIGHTS TO JIMMY OLSEN AND CLARK KENT
T-Rex: That was fast
