T-Rex: I have come up with a game mod that will please everyone, even... THE DEVIL.
Devil: UNLIKELY
T-Rex: It's a mod for Grand Theft Autos!
Devil: ...PROCEED
T-Rex: It's like normal, but when you die you wake up in a hospital!
T-Rex: Only you're not just put out on the street again: you're in traction, unable to move. Critical condition. You can watch TV, during those moments when you're conscious. You can talk to your parents when they visit, try to explain why you did what you did. Why did you do these terrible things? You don't know.
T-Rex: Here's a hard truth: there's no button to understand the past.
Utahraptor: But what if you don't survive?
T-Rex: Then you wake up in hospital dead!
T-Rex: And you play as a friend or family member, staring at your body, wondering where it all went wrong. People can always surprise you, can't they? But that doesn't mean the surprises are going to be good ones.
Utahraptor: And then they can go outside and blow up cars?
T-Rex: Haha, YEP! It's so awesome.
T-Rex: Everyone's trying to grapple with these sprees, wondering if maybe folks ARE inherently awful, wondering if maybe one bad day is all that stands between them and the murderers they see on TV. You know this because you watch the same reports while in traction!
T-Rex: IT ALL WORKS
