T-Rex: Sometimes if you have a festering wound, doctors will prescribe maggots! Certain breeds only eat dead tissue and ignore healthy tissue, which cleans out the wound at a level a surgeon simply couldn't! NICE.

Narrator: SECRETS OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION

Dromiceiomimus: That's no secret, T-Rex! Maggot debridement has been around since antiquity.
T-Rex: Sure, but not ALL maggots only eat dead tissue! Sometimes if you leave a wound untreated, maggots that eat ANYTHING will hatch and live there. It's gross. I think we can all agree that physical bodies are gross, Dromiceiomimus.
Dromiceiomimus: No argument here

Utahraptor: So go to the hospital and have them removed!
T-Rex: Sure!

T-Rex: But removing them can be tricky, as if they burst infection can follow. IF ONLY there was some secret way to lure maggots out of a wound, something SO DELICIOUS - so IRRESISTIBLE that not a single member of the animal kingdom can resist its wonderfu-
Utahraptor: Is it bacon?
T-Rex: It's bacon, yeah.

Banner: BACON - Delicious in a sandwich - Great at wound maggot removal - Still 0 grams of trans fat per serving -