God: T-REX LET'S ASSUME THAT SOMEHOW YOU WILL NEVER DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES
T-Rex: I hope that by "assume" you mean "make it so" SO MUCH that I'm going to pretend that's what you said! Immortality, here I come!
God: THAT'S STILL NOT IMMORTALITY DUDE
T-Rex: Impossible!
God: NO YOU'RE STILL MORTAL THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS YOU WON'T DIE FROM YOUR BODY GETTING OLD INSTEAD EVERYTHING AROUND YOU WILL BE TRYING TO KILL YOU
God: YOU KNOW
God: ACCIDENTS AND WHAT NOT
T-Rex: Hah! I'm PRETTY SURE I can avoid tripping down the stairs if it means LIVING FOREVER.
Utahraptor: Pretty sure I can prove you can't!
T-Rex: Pretty sure I can get a book on how to hold the handrail!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, forever is INFINITY LONG. Even if you're super careful and have only a 1 in 10 trillion chance of dying on the stairs, how often can you expect that happens if you live, oh, I don't know, 10 TRILLION YEARS?
T-Rex: O-Once?
Utahraptor: And if you live INFINITY YEARS, the chance of you dying from it becomes 1: TOTAL CERTAINTY.
Off panel: With an infinite natural lifespan, the chance you die of ANYTHING rises to 1. Literally the entire universe will kill you, if you give it enough time.
T-Rex: That means if I live long enough YOU'LL kill me too! Oh man!!
T-Rex: This friendship just got... DANGEROUS
