T-Rex: ATTENTION READERS: this book is a direct sequel to whatever book you read last. This book is made entirely out of chapters cut from the end of that OTHER book. Got it?
T-Rex: ARE YOU READY TO GO ON A READING ADVENTURE?

T-Rex: IF YOU ARE A READER, NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOU TO BE SAYING "I GUESS SO!!"

T-Rex: "Wow!! It was all a dream!", said Antonio Tony, as he bolted upright in his bed. "Everything that happened prior to this: TOTALLY IMAGINARY. So crazy!!" He looked around his bedroom. "I think tonight I'll dream ANOTHER narrative or non-fictional tome or two [these are the next books you'll read],' Antonio said. He scratched his neck and tooted, since it was late and nobody was there. "No-one must know," he said, tooting.

Utahraptor: I liked it up to the tooting!
T-Rex: And then you liked it after the tooting too, right?

Utahraptor: I'll say this: it was clever to make the previous and next books part of your story.
T-Rex: It's more than that! ALL books you've read before my story he dreamed last night, and the ones you read afterwards he's dreaming tonight! Every book EVER is now an Antonio dream!

T-Rex: Every author who has OR EVER WILL write anything is adding to this singular and colossal collaborative story! ALL LITERATURE, IN ALL LANGUAGES, IS NOW FANFICTION ABOUT MY CHARACTER. HIS NAME IS ANTONIO TONY; HE FARTED THE BED.
T-Rex: THIS IS THE VEHICLE WE, AS A PEOPLE, CHOOSE FOR OUR STORIES