T-Rex: Oh snap! Looks like tonight I'm going to a
T-Rex: BACHELOR PARTY

T-Rex: PARTY... Party... party...
T-Rex: (That was an echo!)

T-Rex: Anyway it's going to be great. We're going to do all SORTS of things that we can't normally do at parties because WOMEN are around! Bachelor parties are DUDES ONLY.
Dromiceiomimus: What have I ever prevented you from doing at a party, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Um... hiring strippers and then being uncomfortable around strippers?
T-Rex: In my head I mean, I never got around to proposing it

Narrator: SEVERAL DAYS LATER!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, where the heck have you been?!
T-Rex: Only at the BEST BACHELOR PARTY IN THE WORLD!!

T-Rex: And, after THAT ended at a sensible hour, I went home and caught up on my correspondence. The next day I checked out some community theatre, and then volunteered at the library!
Utahraptor: Are you joking? I can't tell if you're joking.
T-Rex: No, I helped run special events in the computer room.

Narrator: THE END
Narrator: IT WAS A REALLY GOOD BACHELOR PARTY THOUGH