Narrator: THE ANSWER WILL ALWAYS BE YES
T-Rex: Should I try new things? Should I get good at old things?

T-Rex: Should I do something just because it might be AWESOME?

Dromiceiomimus: If we're both in a place in our lives that allows it, adult enough to handle it, and both interested in sexing each other up AND down, should we totally give it a try?
T-Rex: I live alone. Hey! Should I eat ALL the chicken wings?
Dromiceiomimus: I think it would be fun to write my own computer game, but I don't know how to. Should I just try anyway and learn as I go?

Utahraptor: Are vitamins and minerals required for our bodies to function?
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR, WAS THAT A BORING QUESTION??

Utahraptor: Oh man, are you using the fact that all the answers are "yes" to diss my awesome question??
T-Rex: Isn't it opposite day for Utahraptor, so all his questions are actually answered with "no"?
Utahraptor: Doesn't that ACTUALLY only apply to T-Rex though??

T-Rex: Wait, are we applying these in logical or chronological order?
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: Utahraptor let's play different games from now on

May 18th, 2011: I got a lot of emails letting me know that the Machine of Death has happened in real life kinda sorta. To that I can only say: NEAT (and also the things I said in that post I just linked to).

ALSO: I made a new shirt!

It MAY be the last shirt you ever need, on account of how it is awesome. "It attracts the ladies when I walk into a room", I hear you saying, "which is awesome, but what ELSE does it do?" Oh I don't know it's just a shirt you need to lower your expectations and remember that you can only ask for so much from a single garmen- JUST KIDDING THE TEXT GLOWS IN THE DARK

One year ago today: anyone who's immortal and reading my comic is just rolling their eyes saying "yes, yes, get on with it, this is not relevant to my interests at ALL"

– Ryan