T-Rex: Okay, so there's those scam messages where someone has millions of illegal dollars, and they need your help to get them out of the country, and in return they'll give you a generous percentage!
T-Rex: But they need some money upfront, right?
T-Rex: And then you send them that money because you want all that illegal money, but none ever arrives because it's fake. Whoopsie!
T-Rex: The fact that this scam continues to work kinda paints a pretty irrefutably dim picture of our basic nature! Appeal to greed and you'll always have takers, regardless of right and wrong. Go us?
Utahraptor: It's not all that bad, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Prove me wrong!
Utahraptor: Easy!
Utahraptor: What about the scam where someone hacks someone's email to send "Help I'm overseas and got robbed and need flight home money, wire it please" messages? There we're motivated only by altruism!
T-Rex: Hooray, the two scams cancel each other out! Instead of evil, we're just neutral! Chaotic neutral!
Devil: DO YOU REALIZE THAT IS A DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS REFERENCE YOU JUST MADE
T-Rex: Um -
Devil: GARY GYGAX PIONEERED THAT ALIGNMENT SYSTEM
Devil: T-REX
Devil: NEVER HAVE YOUR USELESS COMPLAINTS ABOUT BASIC NATURE BLISSED ME OUT SO MUCH
