God: T-REX YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON LEFT ALIVE ON EARTH WHAT DO YOU DO
T-Rex: I'm the last person left alive on Earth? Oh crap OH CRAP oh crap!!
T-Rex: Ohhhhhhhh craaaaaaa-
T-Rex: -ap! Also frig!
T-Rex: Oh crap OH CRAP oh hey, Dromiceiomimus! You're still alive!
Dromiceiomimus: Yep! ACTUALLY, I've been still alive since the day I was born.
T-Rex: But that means - God lied to me! ...Unless he was proposing a hypothetical situation, which in retrospect he was 100% doing.
Utahraptor: Maybe you really ARE the last one alive, but in response to the stress you went INSANE, imagining we're all still here!
Utahraptor: You're surrounded by the collapsed remains of civilization, and your mind is now consoling itself by retreating into the heady realm of fantasy!
T-Rex: Utahraptor, please. My imagination is super terrible; if reality was all in my head I'm sure we'd ALL be able to tell.
T-Rex: I'll prove it! This is me imagining what you look like, having just seen you seconds ago!
Floating Batman head: 〚in T-Rex's imagination〛 I am an orange dinosaur
T-Rex: Okay you can't see that but I actually did a pretty good job.
If you're in Toronto tonight, I hope you're coming to my holiday party / book launch / secret Santa at Pauper's Pub! It's at 7:30 at 539 Bloor St W, and we'll be on the second floor having an awesome time and eating some free food. You can get the new Dinosaur Comics book without shipping, AND I'll sign it for you and draw in a little T-Rex. It is a good last-minute gift for anyone who likes jokes! AND EVERYONE LIKES JOKES; THAT IS WHAT UNITES US
