T-Rex: I hope you have all saved up your $59.95 because my new video game is going to be amazing! And it will cost $59.95. Now you have all the facts you'll need to enjoy...
T-Rex: Oh Crap, Who's Gonna Shoot These Bad Guys??
T-Rex: In OCWGSTBG??, there are some bad guys and we need to shoot them, but nobody knows who'll do it. Some say the player should do it, but the only button you have is labelled "1 2 3 Not me", and then when you press it that's what your character says.
T-Rex: SOMETIMES after you say it, you shrug.
Utahraptor: Then what happens?
T-Rex: So much, Utahraptor! The whole game!
T-Rex: The other computer characters talk it out and eventually one of them is elected to shoot the eponymous bad guys, and then you watch THEM play the game. It's so sweet. There's, like, explosions.
Utahraptor: So the game plays itself.
T-Rex: Hello? It's a lesson in DIGITAL STORYTELLING??
T-Rex: The lesson is, "sometimes it's fun to watch someone ELSE play video games for a while, maybe next time I'm over you should pass the controller over, Utahraptor"??
T-Rex: Ah yes, a moral I hold near and dear to my heart
