T-Rex: I've written terrifying horror stories, but I've never written a terrifying ROMANCE story! UNTIL NOW. *ahem*
T-Rex: "Antonio Tony and Louisa Q were two people in love! ROMANTIC love!"
T-Rex: "It was terrifying to each of them, but for different personal reasons."
T-Rex: "Despite that, they were about to have some sexy times when suddenly an unknowable sickly shambling horror of shifting alien geometry showed up. It was SO spooky! Antonio got pretty scared, I gotta say. Later on the shambling horror left and Antonio Tony and Louisa Q got sexy times again. Now it was SO erotic!"
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, do you memorize these or just make them up as you go along?
Dromiceiomimus: I am sincerely puzzled
T-Rex: Are you enjoying the EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER wildly veering between lust and horror, Utahraptor?
Utahraptor: No, not especially!
T-Rex: I - I meant in relation to my story.
Utahraptor: Oh.
Utahraptor: Oh!!
T-Rex: GEEZ, Utahraptor! Thanks to your personal confession, this moment just got AWKWARD!!
T-Rex: "Antonio Tony and Louisa Q agreed never to be awkward again. They turned to the camera and said 'MAYBE YOU CAN BE THE SAME WAY, UTAHRAPTOR??'"
T-Rex: "'If he were still here I bet he'd be agreeing with us' they said romantically, but also in horror!"
