Narrator: TIPS ON FATHERHOOD from a man who has never been a father
T-Rex: That's me, baby!!

T-Rex: If you're a father you need to be rad, okay??

T-Rex: And then you need you make sure your child grows up to be EVEN RADDER THAN YOU, because that way we all get more rad as time goes on. And that's something we all can enjoy!
Dromiceiomimus: These aren't very practical tips, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Um, NAME ONE SITUATION IN WHICH RADNESS ISN'T PRACTICAL??

Utahraptor: Let us say that we agree radness is practical in all situations.
T-Rex: Yes! LET US.

Utahraptor: But I think what Dromiceiomimus was getting at is if you're a father, being told to "be rad" isn't very pragmatic. Let's hear some clear, concise tips on how to be a rad father! How do we get to that finish line?
T-Rex: Oh-kay!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Okay! Utahraptor, you know those "#1 Dad" mugs? They make thousands of those. You can buy them in bulk.
Off panel: So?
T-Rex: So the only tip I've got is this!
T-Rex: DUE TO CONTINUAL MISMANAGEMENT, I'm not sure the award has any meaning left