T-Rex: David Hilbert was a mathematician and hotelier who was born in 1862. He built an infinite hotel, you guys!
Narrator: THE INFINITE HOTEL
Narrator: A TRUE STORY
T-Rex: So Hilbert built this infinite hotel that was infinitely big and had infinitely many rooms; I believe this was a matter of some investment. But build it he did, and soon after a bus with infinity people in it showed up, with each of them wanting a room! Lucky for Hilbert he had his infinite hotel, so each guest got a room, and the hotel was filled up to capacity. Nice! But just then another friggin' bus showed up, and it ALSO had infinity people in it!
Utahraptor: Nobody builds for TWO infinite buses showing up right after the other!
T-Rex: Turns out they do!
T-Rex: He just told every guest already there to move into the room that was double their current room number. So the guest in room 3 moved into room 6, and so on! Thus, only the even-numbered rooms were occupied, and everyone on the new bus could have an odd-numbered room!
Utahraptor: Amazing!
T-Rex: Yep! Anyway!
T-Rex: It's my understanding he died an infinitely rich man infinity years later
