Narrator: INTERNET ARGUMENT COMICS

Narrator: NAZI ACCUSATIONS
T-Rex: Can we accept that everyone on the internet is PROBABLY a Nazi, and move on??

Narrator: YOU'RE BEING PRESCRIPTIVIST ABOUT LANGUAGE AND KEEP TELLING EVERYONE ELSE HOW TO TYPE
T-Rex: Keep up the good work!
Narrator: NO THE PROBLEM IS THIS IS A JERKY THING TO DO
T-Rex: I respectfully disagree!!
T-Rex: Bitches gotta know when they've screwed up capitalization!

Narrator: YOU THINK "FAIL" IS SYNONYMOUS WITH "Q.E.D."
Utahraptor: Who says "Q.E.D." online?
T-Rex: Honestly.

Narrator: YOU ARE TYPING IN ALL CAPS
T-Rex: I ACTUALLY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT
Utahraptor: ME NEITHER AS I FIND IT TO BE A REASONABLE FORM OF EXPRESSION
T-Rex: RIGHT ON

Narrator: YOU SEEM UNAWARE THAT "FAG" IS SHORT FOR "YOU ARE A *F*RIEND I RESPECT; *A*S SUCH I *G*REATLY LOOK FORWARD TO COMMUNICATING WITH YOU IN AN HONEST WAY IN THE FUTURE"
T-Rex: Man, here I thought it stood for "Fellow Against Galactophagists"!
T-Rex: Sheesh