T-Rex: Time for some more epitaphs, bitches!
God: I'M NOT BITCHES
T-Rex: Time for some more epitaphs, everyone!!

T-Rex: Here Lies T-Rex: Hey I Bet He's Still Wicked Handsome!

God: HERE LIES T-REX HE WAS MORTAL SO THEN HE DIED
T-Rex: Depressing!
Dromiceiomimus: "Here Lies T-Rex: He Never Stopped Saying "Frig" / Even If He Stopped Saying Other Words".
T-Rex: BAD. ASS.

Utahraptor: Here lies T-Rex: He lived his life well / and tried to understand.
T-Rex: Boooring!

T-Rex: Epitaphs need to grab the attention of passers by, Utahraptor - you're competing with EVERYONE ELSE who's ever died!
Utahraptor: Here Lies T-Rex: His Heart Was Punched Out Of His Chest By A Robot, But Then Wind Blew His Heart Into The Robot's Face And The Robot Said, "Error, Oh Man, Gross".

T-Rex: Niiiiiice. I also would have accepted "Here Lies T-Rex: He Tried To Eat One Of Every Animal; Hopefully That Counts For Something!"
T-Rex: Because... hopefully it does, you know?