God: T-REX HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT YOUR LIFE WOULD BE LIKE IF YOU HAD SUPER POWERS
T-Rex: Frig! I am now!!
T-Rex: 〚starts daydreaming〛
〚T-Rex's daydream〛
T-Rex: Please excuse me, Dromiceiomimus! I'm off to save some citizens. AS YOU KNOW, I have super strength.
Dromiceiomimus: Yep! But don't worry about it, I already saved 'em all. As you know, I have super strength AND super speed.
T-Rex: Ah yes.
T-Rex: How could I have forgotten
〚T-Rex's daydream〛
T-Rex: I can at least save this woman from the damaging UV rays of the noonday sun!
Utahraptor: Got it covered!
〚T-Rex's daydream〛
Utahraptor: I already used my "sunscreen vision" to cover her in SPF 50. She'll be fine for up to 50 times her normal exposure tolerance.
T-Rex: Your super power is shooting sunscreen out of your eyes.
Utahraptor: What do yours do? Dribble out salty water, but only when you're sad?
T-Rex: 〚stops daydreaming〛
God: T-REX YOUR FANTASY LIFE IS FILLED WITH CONFLICT AND ALSO DISTURBING IMAGERY
T-Rex: Man!!
T-Rex: I know it
