T-Rex: Let's say I break the law BUT I had a really good reason for doing it. Maybe I'm Batman!
T-Rex: MAYBE I'M BATMAN.
T-Rex: So maybe I'm Batman and I break the law and I get caught but I had a really good reason. I'm going to hope that the police take that into account! I'm BASICALLY going to hope for selective enforcement of the law. But that's kind of a terrible thing to hope for: it puts the law in the hands of an individual police officer, with all their preconceptions and prejudices!
Utahraptor: You'd prefer zero tolerance?
T-Rex: Not hardly!
T-Rex: That fails to consider extenuating circumstances, like the fact that maybe I'm Batman! So I'm stuck. I know it's useful to allow the police to make exceptions, but I don't want my freedom dependent on whether I get a nice cop or a mean one!
Utahraptor: I suppose that is a reasonable concern!
Narrator: LATER:
Floating Batman head: t-rex, guess how many times i've worried about mean cops!
T-Rex: S-Several?
Floating Batman head: okay
Floating Batman head: THAT was a lucky guess
