Narrator: ADVENTURES IN METAPHORS!
T-Rex: Hey everyone, let's kick up our metaphors a notch, okay? It's time for 800-pound gorillas to become 1000-pound gorillas!
T-Rex: 10,000-pound gorillas!!
T-Rex: It's time for us to do things three-quarters assed. Or deci-assed. If we're doing something femto-assed then why are we even doing it at all?
Dromiceiomimus: It's time for us to not just break the ice, but smash it?
T-Rex: We can do whatever we want, Dromiceiomimus! We can gently tap on the ice. We can rub our cheeks on the ice. WE CAN SMASH THROUGH THE ICE WITH A SUPERHEATED NUCLEAR BOMB!!
Utahraptor: I don't see how this engenders effective communication.
T-Rex: And I don't see how that's possible!
T-Rex: We will not be "rolling in dough", Utahraptor. We will be SNOWBOARDING down MOUNTAINS of dough. Dough will splash up and get in our eyes. We will have to go to the doctor, and we will say, "You can keep what you pull out of my eyes, Doc. These days, I'm snowboarding down mountains of the stuff."
Narrator: LATER: ADVENTURES IN FRIENDSHIP!
T-Rex: Why didn't he compliment my metaphor
