T-Rex: Recently I have discovered something that disturbs me! My savings account is now less negligible than before, and yet - I kinda want some money?
T-Rex: This is not the person I thought I was!
T-Rex: When I was a kid I always thought that as long as I had enough money to live without fear of poverty, I'd be fine. I just wanted enough to get by. But now - I'm treating money like Life Points™, Dromiceiomimus! And I want more Life Points™. I want the high score, and I want the scoreboard to say "TRX" at the top, right above "USA" and "ASS".
Dromiceiomimus: I think this is just a matter of figuring out a different sort of Life Points™!
Utahraptor: I agree! We've got to find something else for you before you've become a cruel amalgam of the uncles Scrooge and Pennybags!
T-Rex: But what?
Utahraptor: How about instead of counting money, you count the number of lives you've touched in a positive way?
T-Rex: Oh God. Listen, I want something more like "Number of Enemies That Said 'I Wish I Wasn't T-Rex's Enemy Anymore', Frig". In fact, that's perfect.
Off panel: You realize that now you're living for revenge?
T-Rex: Oh! People say that's bad, right? Do you, um, remember any reasons why, off the top of your head?
Off panel: Well -
T-Rex: Look, are any sayings about how it's WORSE than living for money?
