T-Rex: Some people do not cherish awkward moments as I do. Luckily for them, I have come up with a solution!
T-Rex: The solution, as in most things, is smooching!
T-Rex: Awkward moments are awkward because nobody knows what to do or say. But if you swoop in for a kiss, it's no longer an awkward moment! You've avoided it entirely by transitioning it into a moment of "OH GREAT WHAT THE HECK NOW I HAVE TO SLAP THIS PERSON FOR THEIR UNWANTED ADVANCES" or even a moment of "OH GREAT WHAT THE HECK NOW THEY LOVE ME TOO"
Dromiceiomimus: I feel like you haven't thought this out, T-Rex.
Dromiceiomimus: I - I really do.
Utahraptor: My friend, if you're going to be doing that much kissing, you'd better brush up a bit on it!
T-Rex: WHAT?
Utahraptor: I'm serious! If you kiss someone and it's a sucky kiss, that just escalates the awkward moment! And I don't mean to brag, but I'm a pretty great kisser. One time I kissed a guy and he said, UNSOLICITED, that it was the best kiss he'd ever had.
T-Rex: Seriously? Can you teach me?
T-Rex: With - words?
Narrator: THAT EVENING:
T-Rex: Nobody even noticed how I made my examples of the awkward moment kiss gender neutral!
T-Rex: It's so you can imagine a man slapping a woman after an unwanted kiss, and then you get to examine your ideas of gender roles and heteronormativity
