T-Rex: You know who's never been drunk? NOT EVER? NOT EVEN ONCE??
God: IS IT YOU T-Rex: It's me, dude!
God: WOW THAT'S SO FASCINATING T-Rex: It is! It's on account of how I've got so much body mass that it takes a lot to get me TOTALLY WASTED. I've been buzzed, but never drunk! I've never had a hangover! T-Rex: 〚small〛 also i don't really like the taste of alcohol
Utahraptor: So you don't drink to excess! Hooray! T-Rex: No, but that's the thing!
T-Rex: There's been times when my friends have TRIED to get me drunk, but they either run out of money or get drunk enough themselves that they forget about the experiment before I'm super sloppy. The end! Utahraptor: Look, if you want to get drunk, just drink more. It's not that great.
Narrator: T-REX DECIDES TO DRINK A BUNCH A FEW NIGHTS LATER. NOW IT'S THE NEXT MORNING. T-Rex: Holy hopscotch! T-Rex: Being hung over is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!
What are the haps my friends
August 20th, 2007:Guys the latest news on Jurassic Park IV seems totally awesome. They are giving the dinosaurs guns. There will be velociraptors holding submachine guns. Randall is going to die when he sees it. The guy in the article I linked to is all down on the idea and I really can't figure out why. If I met him I would say, hey, the question mark in your headline should be an exclamation mark! For serious.
So hey, Toronto readers will be PLEASED to pick up Now Magazine this week, because there's a feature called "My Style" there in with colour photo of me talking about the clothes I wear and where I got them and for how much. GUYS, IT IS SO EMBARRASSING. Oh my goodness. It's a good article but I defy anyone to have a picture of themselves in print like that all over a city and not to feel what I will characterize only as "unending shame". It does have a nice mention of the Toronto Comic Arts Festival this weekend though! It'll be rad. You should come!
