T-Rex: My stars, am I ever enamoured with sign language. You can speak with your hands! That's amazing!
God: I LOVE SIGN LANGUAGE TOO
T-Rex: Well! Then it's settled!
T-Rex: I think the coolest thing about ASL, which is the sign language I know, is how you can place nouns in space. If I'm telling a story about my angry dog and my very sassy friend, I can make the sign for "dog" to my left, and "friend" to my right, and then when I want to apply adjectives to them, I just sign "angry" or "sassy" in the same physical space as the nouns! You can have nouns FLOATING AROUND YOU in conversation. How is that not the best thing EVER?
T-Rex: Also, many of the signs are really evocative, so they're easy to remember!
Utahraptor: Like what?
T-Rex: Like - the sign for elbow is just pointing to your elbow, and the sign for child is patting the head of an imaginary child. For children you pat several heads!
Utahraptor: Neat!
T-Rex: I know!
T-Rex: Um - I have nothing bad to say about sign language, the end!
