T-Rex: I've made a new friend! Only this friend doesn't SAY anything.
T-Rex: Well, that's not entirely true: they can and do shout really loudly!
T-Rex: And CRY, of course!!
Dromiceiomimus: ...Interesting, T-Rex. What else does this friend do?
T-Rex: Well, they maybe kinda pee on the floor. And couch. And carpets. Look, they'll pee anywhere and on ANYTHING.
Dromiceiomimus: And poop?
T-Rex: Friend, it is as INDISCRIMINATE as it is VOLUMINOUS.
T-Rex: Is this new friend a dog?
Utahraptor: Aw! Yeah, you got it in one!
T-Rex: Man, that's disappointing. I was gonna work in how they like to climb into my lap ENTIRELY NAKED save for a necklace, and maybe raise a few eyebrows by mentioning how they like to wear a harness and get paraded around town by me on the regular, but - no, you got it. I was talking about a dog.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: I've made a new friend! They basically have BOLT CUTTERS attached to their HEAD, and their interests include SCREAMING and -
Off panel: Is it a bird?
T-Rex: DAMN IT
