T-Rex: There are people alive today - in your very town - who have never had a Jell-O product.
T-Rex: But...

T-Rex: ...IT GETS WORSE.

T-Rex: Statistically, there are people in just about EVERY town who have never had a Jell-O product!
Dromiceiomimus: Surely that's it, though? Surely everyone ELSE has tasted from the Jell-O family of no-bake gelatinous products?
T-Rex: NO! Dromiceiomimus, it's not!!

T-Rex: There are uncontacted people living on this planet AS WE SPEAK who have never CONCEIVED of a Jell-O product!
Utahraptor: Huh!

Utahraptor: You wake up, and you think "today is going to be a normal day" - and then you hear your friend talking about uncontacted peoples and Jell-O and you think, "no. No, today is not going to be normal. That ship has sailed. That ship sailed before I got out of bed."

Off panel: Now that I think about it, I'd bet that ship was boarding well before midnight.
T-Rex: Utahraptor!
T-Rex: Calorie-reduced Jell-O was introduced in 1923 under the name "D-Zerta"!!