T-Rex: True, the body has its many and varied cascading flaws, always shifting and multiplying unpredictably like elements in a kaleidoscope, but there are some things it does well:
T-Rex: URINE COLOUR, baby!
T-Rex: The colour of your pee can tell you health things! If it's clear, don't drink so much water! If it's dark yellow, drink more water! And if it's cloudy, you've probably got a urinary tract infection!
T-Rex: As you can see, carefully observing your own pee is a fun, convenient, and FREE way to check up on your body's status!
Utahraptor: Plus if it's red, then there's probably blood in it, which is bad.
T-Rex: INDEED.
T-Rex: Blood's a special case though, because it's generally bad if your blood's somewhere it's not usually.
Utahraptor: Blood in your saliva?
T-Rex: BAD.
Utahraptor: Blood in your eyeballs?
T-Rex: BAD.
Off panel: Blood all over your macaroni and cheese?
T-Rex: NOT GREAT, BUD.
Off panel: ...Oh frig. I've -
Off panel: I need to go
