T-Rex: Sometimes a TV show or book series finishes without ever reaching its ending. This WAS frustrating, but isn't anymore, thanks to...

T-Rex: ...the UNIVERSAL NARRATIVE CONCLUDE-O-MATIC!!

T-Rex: Simply check off the boxes you desire to build the ultimate ending, GUARANTEED to satisfy!*
Dromiceiomimus: *Guarantee applies to someone, throughout time and space. You may not personally experience satisfaction.

T-Rex: Several [days|months|years|millennia|timelines|breakfasts]
Utahraptor: [later|earlier]...

Utahraptor: ...the [heroes|villains|supporting cast|never-before-seen talking dog]
T-Rex: [discover|announce|regret to inform you|manipulate events such] that all is
Utahraptor: [well|unwell|not as it seems|fine enough I guess|satisfactorily concluded].

T-Rex: "Wow!" you, the reader, say, "This makes me feel [like events were satisfactorily concluded|something|unable or unwilling to sue the creators of the Universal Narrative Conclude-O-Matic]".
Off panel: THE END. [No moral|Or is it?|But James Bond will return]