T-Rex: Kids can be annoying.
T-Rex: (I mean this in the observational sense, not the permissive sense!!)
T-Rex: (They wouldn't WAIT for my permission anyway!!)
T-Rex: But, every single authority figure in their life is a former kid themselves, so none of US are free of shame either.
Dromiceiomimus: I admit: I dabbled with being a kid for a while there.
T-Rex: Dude, I went ALL IN on being a kid for a DECADE - YEARS of my PHYSICAL PRIME - and in the end? It was just a PHASE!!
Utahraptor: Same! I was even a baby once - I actually went FULL BABY - but I grew out of it.
T-Rex: We all do!
T-Rex: Anyway, the point is: I don't hold it against them. Yes, kids can be annoying, but they're just doing the same thing we all did.
Utahraptor: Some of my best friends are former kids.
T-Rex: I don't wanna brag, but ALL of mine are. I'm just enlightened that way.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX TRIES TO COMFORT A CRYING BABY:
T-Rex: Don't worry, kid! You'll grow out of this!!
Narrator: IT HAS MINIMAL TO NO EFFECT.
Narrator: THE END