T-Rex: There's a new year coming up, and that means NEW THINGS in the public domain! Soon something VERY special is becoming free for anyone to use: the film THE MYSTERIOUS DR. FU MANCHU!
T-Rex: YES! We can all tell our own Mysterious Dr. Fu Manchu stories now!!
Dromiceiomimus: Isn't he, uh, literally a racist stereotype? Why would I want to tell stories about him?
T-Rex: He's only a little racist!
Dromiceiomimus: He was invented after his author asked a OUIJI BOARD what would make his fortune, and it spelled out "CHINAMAN".
T-Rex: ...Oof.
Utahraptor: Plus he ushered in a whole new era of all-new racial stereotypes!
T-Rex: Aw man, really?
Utahraptor: Yeah man, he INVENTED NEW RACISMS for people to employ. It's one thing to be racist, but when you invent new racisms - I dunno man. I'm just not sure why you'd want to reclaim him when you could invent a new guy that ISN'T racist.
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: You've done it, T-Rex! You've invented a new character that isn't racisms!
T-Rex: Yes! His name is "Raice Issem" and he's a -
Off panel: OH WOW I SPOKE WAY TOO SOON