T-Rex: I've got a hilarious thing to say if you want people to think you're hilarious, but it requires some context, and that'll take a while.
T-Rex: Too long, really.
T-Rex: Which means there's no time to spare, so here's that context right now!!
T-Rex: Condominiums are, functionally, homes owned by groups of people, with common elements that everyone pays for: paving, garages, gyms or pools if you're fancy, that sort of thing.
T-Rex: The laws of condominium corporations require there be a certain number of board members and that these members meet regularly.
Utahraptor: So far, so hilarious!
T-Rex: INDEED!
T-Rex: And these meetings must have what's discussed RECORDED, and these notes are called "minutes". This comes from the Latin "minuta", which means "small", but everyone pronounces it like the unit of time instead.
Utahraptor: Got it!
T-Rex: Okay, are you ready?? Here's the hilarious thing you can say:
T-Rex: "Wow - this meeting is so long, these MINUTES feel like HOURS!"
Off panel: ...I just experienced a whole new sensation: a physical awareness of time lost, never to return.
T-Rex: Huh!
Off panel: It's VERY close to rage