T-Rex: Welcome to the worst hotel on Earth!

T-Rex: Yep! Someone's gotta be the worst, and this is it!

Dromiceiomimus: Oh no! Does it have... SMELLY TOWELS?
T-Rex: It does not.
Dromiceiomimus: Does it have... ACTIVELY HOSTILE STAFF?
T-Rex: No hostile staff!
Dromiceiomimus: Cockroaches? Bedbugs? Other vermin?
T-Rex: Nope, nope, and nope!

Utahraptor: Well what's wrong with it then?
T-Rex: It's too cold, and presents a drowning hazard.

T-Rex: And it's filled with salt, and weeds, and sharks, and cephalopods, AND fish pee.
Utahraptor: Are we talking about the ocean, famously a colossal body of water and NOT a hotel?

T-Rex: Yes! That's what makes it SO bad at it.
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: It's like it's not even TRYING!!