T-Rex: When you're a kid, a day is a not-insignificant part of your life!
T-Rex: 24 hours?
T-Rex: That's a full 0.05% of your life when you're six!!
T-Rex: But when you're 60, one day is just 0.005% of your life, which is NOTHING. If you gave me 0.005% of a chocolate bar I'd be like, why are you giving me so little of this chocolate bar, dude, don't even bother.
Utahraptor: But if you gave me a full 0.05% of a chocolate bar, I'd say the same thing.
T-Rex: ...TRUE.
T-Rex: Okay, hmm. I feel like my larger point is sound, but intuitively the difference between 0.05% and 0.005% is too small to matter despite being an order of magnitude different. How about this? When you're six, a year is 1/6th of your life, but when you're sixty, it's just 1/60th!
Off panel: I mean, sure, but if you gave me 1/6th of a chocolate bar I'd still be disappointed.
T-Rex: Forget I mentioned chocolate bars! NOBODY IS HAPPY UNLESS THEY HAVE AT LEAST 50% AND IDEALLY 85%+ OF ANY CHOCOLATE BARS!
T-Rex: INCLUDING ME, RIGHT NOW