October 22nd, 2021: I wrote this comic because there was an item on my calendar that read "post a sandwich-themed dinosaur comic" for today, and if there's one thing I do, it's obey mysterious commands from my calendar! If you ever gain control of it I'd be your puppet, so please don't!!

One year ago today: alternate ending: utahraptor says "That last one sounds pretty great!" and T-Rex says "Hahahah YEP" and somehow the reader is CERTAIN they're a philosophical zombie, before dismissing the idea nervously and not examining it again

– Ryan