Narrator: DINOSAUR COMICS PRESENTS:
T-Rex: Oh boy!
Narrator: THE RELATIVE MERITS OF WOODEN VS CONCRETE RAILWAY TIES
T-Rex: Oh NO.
T-Rex: I don't know the first thing about ANY of this stuff!
Dromiceiomimus: You know that railway ties are the things connecting and spacing train rails apart from each other, and NOT ties that trains wear to look like adorable li'l business guys.
T-Rex: TRUE.
T-Rex: Okay, I don't know the SECOND thing about ANY of this stuff!
Utahraptor: Sure you do!
Utahraptor: You know there's a difference, otherwise there wouldn't be any relative merits between the two.
T-Rex: Also true! It's implied in the question.
T-Rex: Right.
Narrator: THUS:
T-Rex: I don't know the sixty-fifth thing about ANY of this stuff! But I PRESUME each has their own use case, one defined by the unique advantages and disadvantages of each.
Off panel: Correct!
T-Rex: TERRIFIC.