Narrator: TIME TO GET TO WORK AND DO THE THING
Narrator: a comic to read when it's time to get to work and do the thing that's due
Narrator: it's way overdue by now, actually
T-Rex: Okay, you! LISTEN UP: we've all postponed doing a thing - but no longer! It's time for you to do it! RIGHT NOW!!
Dromiceiomimus: But isn't it true that now that I've waited SO LONG to do it, it's actually WORSE to start now, and better to just continue NOT doing it... forever?
Utahraptor: Yeah, maybe whoever's expecting this thing to get done will just forget!
T-Rex: FRIG - that IS a great point!
T-Rex: Maybe whoever's expecting the thing will forget, or be abducted by aliens, or die, or be abducted by aliens and THEN die.
Utahraptor: Yes! And in EACH of these INCREASINGLY CREDIBLE scenarios, we don't actually HAVE to do the thing we've been delaying doing!!
Narrator: LATER: THE GUY WAITING ON T-REX GETS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND DIES, SO HE NEVER HAS TO DO IT AFTER ALL!
T-Rex: Hah hah hah, yes!!
Narrator: HOWEVER SOMEHOW THIS ACTUALLY MADE IT LESS LIKELY IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOUR GUY, SO YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR THING AFTER ALL
Narrator: SORRY