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self Eiffel Towering machine Kentos
encountering a bizarre and horrifying bug in which Myke Hawke got out of the shower and the pixelation over his genitals disappeared, but he failed to get dressed, leaving his frightening Ken doll crotch in plain view
honhonhon oui oui baguette
Edward Salisbury Field, her last companion in adventure, described her as "the only woman in the world worth dying for"
wondering what's the tougher nickname to have in school, Analhite or Analite
wondering what's the tougher nickname to have in school, Buttholie or Analhite
banging
All New! HAN SOLO and CHEWBACCA on a world the law forgot!
World's Dumbest Kid title goes to English bullkid named Gary
World's Ugliest Dog title goes to English bulldog named Zsa Zsa
being granted a seat on the pussywillow council but not attaining the rank of pussywillow
attaining the rank of pussywillow with seventeen votes
Christine Lydon
I walled up another Sim but after the crying stopped it didn't spawn a cool gravestone
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(4) encountering a bizarre and horrifying bug in which Myke Hawke got out of the shower and the pixelation over his genitals disappeared, but he failed to get dressed, leaving his frightening Ken doll crotch in plain view
(1) Myke Hawke getting caught in a bear trap
(6) that the regret index is no longer powered by regret
(1) In his statement, Trump said that "we are going to have the space force" which he deemed a "separate but equal" branch of the military
(1) Sophie Turner named two girls assaulted by her brother on social media
(3) wondering why Kento's IP address was banned and not rachel's, because rachel wrote just as many regrets as Kento, so Kento must have been doing something really bad
(8) assuming that there is a Sim version of yourself and wondering what their deal is
(2) I don't want to stand between you and love honey, I just want you to feel fine
(1) the "appalling" violence at a cycling festival in Greater Manchester that saw nine people hurt and eight men arrested
(3) I'm not even going to set up a fuck marry kill, but I just wanna know which golden girl you'd fuck first
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seeing so many idiots putting so much effort into being offended by things that are not even mildly offensive just because they crave attention or validation and they refuse to end themselves (0.9412)
following that link even though you knew vaguely what it led to (0.9412)
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taking out your anger on everyone but the person who caused it (0.9389)
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those other three Tremors movies (0.9375)
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meating Brian Peppers (0.9375)
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posting on the regret index rather than manning up and just calling the damn could be sweety already (0.9375)
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forgetting that piece of chocolate on your poket so when you put your hand back in you find it almost melt (0.9375)
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never teling her you've been crazy about her since you met (0.9375)
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marrying a person that you already knew was mentally ill (0.9333)
kidney stones (0.9333)
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losing the piece of paper that had all of your plans scribbled on it (0.9333)
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having a sticky e key, apparently (0.9333)
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never practicing the piano as much as you should, even though you like it more than you say you do (0.9333)
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not finishing off the protagonist when he was weak and inexperienced, and instead sending a stream of minions on a shallow difficulty curve that perfectly matched his increasing power (0.9333)
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screwing Andy (0.9333)
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working for a jerk (0.9333)
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even reading the term Brangelina (0.9333)
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taking a trip down memory lane, but then getting jackknifed on bitter regret turnpike (0.9333)
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straining relations (0.9333)
buying that expensive thing that doesn't actually work better than the cheaper thing (0.9333)
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trying to writeth yon novel entire in Olde Englishe despite having thou only vaguest notion of what people hath conversedeth similar to in such times past , and abusing the suffixeth "eth" throughout, as well as the language in general, forsooth, verily (0.9333)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (0.9333)
being attractive enough to be hit on but not socially aware enough to do anything about it (0.9333)
knowing what to do, and not doing it (0.9333)
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realizing that she thought of you as a weird creep all along and you thought you had a nice conversation (0.9333)
weight loss ads where the "before" and "after" are clearly two different people (0.9333)
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those song with a minute or so of silence at the beginning (0.9310)
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going through all the trouble of tracking and killing that sasquatch then slacking off and forgetting to zombify it (0.9286)
liking the idea of the new Johnny Depp gangster video, but the trailers you've seen look like they were all shot on unlit digital video (0.9286)
that a douchebag is a hygienic product and so I will take that as a compliment (0.9286)
spending most of a night playing Lumines (0.9286)
that employers can get away with writing job postings that pay no respect to spelling or grammar (0.9286)
the Hypercritical Index (0.9286)
having all of these half drawn figures that you really like, but not knowing what to do with them (0.9286)
not understanding this thing Earthlings call "love" (0.9286)
waking up just as it was about to be revealed (0.9286)
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that all your loves have been unrequited (0.9286)
thinking of Kento as your token Asian friend (0.9286)
when something you intend to use just sits around sadly, reminding you of how lazy you are (0.9286)
letting the chips get soggy (0.9286)
making jokes in base thirteen (0.9286)
buying fruit and not getting around to eating it before it spoils (0.9286)
throwing up into your own mouth and tasting it twice (0.9286)
not being able to make things right (0.9286)
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the slow death of the regret index (0.9286)
assuming that lamenting about a problem precludes any action to solve that problem (0.9286)
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the long decline (0.9286)
experiencing a sudden, crippling burst of writer's block, possibly due to sleep deprivation (0.9286)
hearing so much about how people fool themselves that you no longer feel able to authoritatively say anything about what you were or weren't thinking at a particular time (0.9286)
reading that one webcomic long after it stopped being funny (0.9286)
being too honest, or rather too bad at lying, to tell guys you're not attacracted to that you have a boyfriend, so they just keep talking at you anyway (0.9286)
regret index bromance (0.9286)
that hardly anyone on here takes the Index seriously, so all you find is things like licking dead people (0.9286)
being tired during the day and wide awake at night (0.9286)
seeing a little puppy waddle past the window and not rushing out of the restaurant, bill unpaid, to make sure it wasn't lost (0.9286)
making a ridiculous sweeping generalization, then tacking 'to me' at the beginning of it (0.9286)
being very bad at explaining your worldview to people, causing them to think that you're pretentious and judgemental (0.9286)
seeing someone change their art because someone else went out of their way to find something to be offended by (0.9286)
The lip at the opening of the cheap bags of cereal under which all the cereal gets trapped while trying to pour it out (0.9286)
realising that the girl you love probably was interested in you, but now it's too late (0.9286)
that your cat wants to play fetch, which is all fine and good and kind of cute, but you're trying to type as she walks across the keyboard to drop her little twist tie right in front of you (0.9286)
being in love with yourself and not loving yourself back (0.9286)
waiting to let Obama jerk off (0.9286)
following the instructions for growing a tail, but instead summoning a miniature bigfoot who slashes at your ankles with a razor (0.9286)
when a stupid band does a cover of a song that becomes better known than the awesome original, and whenever you mention the song people assume you're talking about the crappy cover (0.9286)
not really being sure what happened to your sentence there (0.9286)
misplacing your virginity and not being sure where you left it, though it was probably on the bus (0.9286)
being too ashamed about something to even vent anonymously (0.9286)
that rumors of a Sailor Moon movie center around Lindsay Lohan and not Alexis Bledel, I mean duh (0.9286)
accidentally washing your USB drive (0.9286)
losing that little bit of credibility for doing that one thing (0.9286)
letting out a fart, but accidentally following through (0.9286)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (0.9286)
uninvited implosive bachelor (0.9286)
leaving that personal ad about liking pina coladas & getting caught in the rain (0.9286)
not having that conversation (0.9286)
loaning your Magic Bullet to a fucking swan (0.9286)
ever loaning anything to stupid fucking stoners (0.9286)
lolcode (0.9286)
that Michael Cera plays the same role in everything he is in (0.9286)
waking up with what looks like a crime scene in your pants (0.9286)
not cleaning your room until moving out of the house and discovering that it was pretty big after all (0.9286)
waiting until things are perfect, and since things are never perfect, never getting around to anything (0.9286)
falling awake (0.9286)
believing yourself so smart anyone who disagrees with you must be stupid, evil, or brainwashed (0.9286)
not actually being sure what you meant by "that scene", you guess you maybe meant the hanging out in public spaces with other people scene (0.9286)
that there's a restaurant in Tokyo where you can watch girls poo and then eat it (0.9286)
not telling off your condescending friends (0.9286)
shows or other videos being offered for free on their official websites, but those website not working on your computer for some reasons, and you not being able to find less legit ways of watching said videos, because no one feels the need to repost them (0.9286)
the time you lost five pages of something because you didn't save often enough (0.9286)
being so friggin' hungry you start to feel ill (0.9286)
not knowing whether it would be better to respond to an email or to ignore it (0.9286)
constipation (0.9286)
walrus ayn rand chris lydon nomos nomoi nomos nomoi nomos (0.9286)
having what is about two hundred dollars to your name (0.9286)
watching The Time Traveler's Wife and the Babysitter and the Pizza Delivery Guy and Also a Couple of Black Guys (0.9286)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (0.9286)
not floozing more often (0.9286)
that so many people are so stupid (0.9286)
thinking of a frikkin' sweet regret, postponing adding it until you'd finished voting or commenting your current regret, then forgetting the regret you'd only recently concocted (0.9286)
that you've always just gotten involved in something that takes up all your atention, when your friend says goodnight and leaves the internet (0.9286)
the moment when your brakes lock and you slide towards the big truck (0.9286)
not being against doing art for free, but being overwhelmed by the expectation of it, from businesses who can afford to pay, and people who make demands and pretty much say they will treat you like shit in return for nothing more than "portfolio building" (0.9286)
not building that giant robot when you had the chance (0.9273)
the sequel (0.9259)
never learning to parallel park and now that you live in a city, it's kind of an important skill (0.9250)
something you HAVE done (0.9245)
that you have some concerns about the way things are done at work, but you never say anything about it because you're convinced that no one's going to listen to you anyway (0.9231)
this time around, being the person whp replied seriously to a joke, even though you had an inkling it was a joke, kind of (0.9231)
falling down the stairs (0.9231)
being betrayed by someone you thought you could look up to and admire (0.9231)
being scammed so repeatedly that it's become second habit to accept defeat as some sort of martyr's "victory" (0.9231)
that you can't even express the flaws you find in that logic (0.9231)
thinking that you're rebellious because you listen to hard rock and watch violent movies (0.9231)
being a little in love with Egg Girl, you really need to spend less time online (0.9231)
that wine is not an emulator, only it is (0.9231)
that your requited crush turned out, upon closer examination, to be a boring, self absorbed pain in the ass, and now the sticky problem of how to get rid of them without hurting their feelings (0.9231)
that if Ryan doesn't periodically tweak the 'dex, you have no way to explain the occasional changes, like the regret lists on the sidebar suddenly changing, or that thing last year when commenting on regrets temporarily bumped them up the recent comments (0.9231)
dwelling on regret (0.9231)
domain hacks (0.9231)
that female porn stars usually have faces well below average (0.9231)
the relentless grinding toil of wage slavery (0.9231)
shitty advice (0.9231)
being murdered (0.9231)
having to shave your moustache, despite being a chick (0.9231)
being woken repeatedly for no damn reason by someone or something irritating and trivial (0.9231)
culling the logical conclusion (0.9231)
finally meeting someone who was nice to you only to drive them off with your awful personality quirks (0.9231)
that the thrill is here but it won't last long (0.9231)
going to college or uni and somehow managing to be the only person to not make any friends there (0.9231)
being too afraid to tell your partner where you want your relationship to go, thus giving the impression that you don't know or don't care (0.9231)
not being able to cross between the two worlds (0.9231)
watching Eragon OMFG, what a piece of utter ass shit (0.9231)
making up statistics about fridge deaths, but not bothering to write them down and forgetting them (0.9231)
being a hypocrite (0.9231)
that there can't be just one Facebook app for all of these god damn quizzes, you mean you want to take some of the quizzes, but you don't want to add a new app every single time (0.9231)
not knowing where to price things you're selling, so that it's a fair price, maybe even skewed to your advantage, but not too expensive for people to buy it (0.9231)
failing the life school of life (0.9231)
only having boring DVDs to (0.9231)
needing money to make money (0.9231)
THEY TOOK YER JOBS! (0.9231)
hypergraphia (0.9231)
shamelessly downloading music on your laptop for four years without any problems, but when you update Java on the same laptop that damned XP Antivirus malware slips through and nearly kills it (0.9231)
that putting diamonds on the soles of your shoes is totally impractical because nobody will see them and they'll just fall off anyway (0.9231)
your bionic left arm that wont let you type askfj iowu vn fhlsdkajf (0.9231)
,,, ,'' ,' ', ,,, (0.9231)
stepping on your music player because you left it in your coat pocket and your coat on the floor (0.9231)
having contracted swine flu and now you can't stop oinking (0.9231)
needing a cash infusion, stat (0.9231)
telling your best friend that you've been in love with her steady boyfriend for months (0.9231)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (0.9231)
wasting not, but still wanting (0.9231)
picking up that cat from the foreclosed home across the street because all it does is meow, constantly reminding you of your failures and shortcomings, like losing a house for example (0.9231)
that most vegan food smells like an infected glans (0.9231)
actually, very nearly coming to terms with your body image as seen in mirrors and stuff, but still hating youself in almost every photograph you've ever been in (0.9231)
crappy busted ass Earthlink (0.9231)
haha, I really screwed that one up (0.9231)
being given the cold shoulder (0.9231)
having a painful eye, as though there were an eyelash or something in it, but not seeing the culprit (0.9231)
that you're probably pretty bad at interviews, but that's okay, since no one ever replies to your applications anyway (0.9231)
that someone on the old regret index made a regret about a sex dream they had about you, but they never told you who they were (0.9231)
the death of webcomics before their plot is completed (0.9231)
traveling through time and accidentally materializing in the same spot as your past self (0.9231)
your body wanting you to get pregnant every month, and tricking you into wanting to eat everything as a result, among other things (0.9231)
only biking east (0.9231)
hearing a mix tape you thought was awesome but now realize was terrible (0.9231)
thinking someone maybe likes you but you're probably wrong, you are an unlovable monster after all (0.9231)
Evony ads (0.9231)
that your cat loves licking everything, such as the floor, the shower curtain, the box fan, and bottles of potentially dangerous chemicals if you don't put them away (0.9231)
not applying yourself to something you cared about (0.9231)
that you ate mayonnaise that was four months old and expired (0.9231)
downloading video where the sound doesn't match the visual (0.9231)
doing that thing that you regret (0.9231)
not baing able to curl up into a ball to protect yourself from predators (0.9231)
people spitting on the pavement (0.9231)
loving chocolate, only to find that it sometimes gives you migraines if you eat it (0.9231)
Captain Jean Luke Skywalker (0.9231)
being mistaken for antisocial and so ending up with no friends, when really you're just incredibly shy (0.9231)
that, if you think about it, the plot of "The Time Traveler's Wife" kind of reinforces the stereotype that a woman should stay at home and have babies and patiently wait for the man who is out having adventures (0.9231)
always wondering if things were ingrained in your personality since youth, or if they're a result of the grief you went through, and if you'll ever really get over that, because you keep trying and ending up in the same place (0.9231)
possibly leading someone you're not interested in on, as a result of your inability to be rude and truthful (0.9231)
absorbing so much info earlier that now you can't seem to think right (0.9231)
only barely trying anymore, not trying at all when your clothes are on (0.9231)
speaking PUNjabi (0.9231)
that sometimes its hard to know which way you're supposed to go (0.9231)
lending your favorite book and your favorite comic to your girlfriend of less than two months only to have her dump you and never give them back (0.9231)
what an enormous number of utterly crap Seth MacFarlane series somehow get greenlit for TV (0.9231)
getting no comments on your latest DA submission, because it isn't fanart, furry, or porn (0.9231)
not knowing how to accept a compliment (0.9231)
that so many actresses have such generically beautiful faces, that it's difficult to even describe them in terms of features in a way that will differentiate them from other actresses (0.9231)
wanting to introduce your friends to the Regret Index, but since, as you regard it as the internet's backward turned optic nerve of enlightenment, and these people dwell near the darkened rim of its asshole, you feel it would be a bad match (0.9231)
failing to duck (0.9231)
thinking that you've gotten even stupider in the time the Index was down, I mean you remember making a lot of mistakes then, but now it's just crazy (0.9231)
that your roommate is home once again, and once again you wish they were elsewhere (0.9231)
that you tried to make a joke, but you bleu it (0.9231)
irregular bowels (0.9231)
wearing that LIVEstrong bracelet for six months straight (0.9231)
failing to talk to someone due to embarassment (0.9231)
the imminent return of spam to the regret index (0.9231)
that the tank thong combines the comfort of a tank top and the discomfort of a thong (0.9231)
mistaking the glowy sky demon for the flamey sky demon and calling all your friends while they were asleep (0.9231)
lying to her, leaving her, hurting her horribly, and then realizing you're still in love with her (0.9231)
grumping up the place (0.9231)
spending way too much on groceries that will likely get all moldy and gross before you can reasonably use them (0.9231)
getting eaten by a big fat cow that eats you (0.9231)
washing your plane ticket with your jeans and socks (0.9231)
not sleeping enough (0.9231)
counting on someone you thought was your friend, only to realize they only like you when you're available (0.9219)
falling behind on emails, deviantart submissions, and bill payment (0.9200)
Not knowing exactly how to get to the results without voting, thus bumping up and down various regrets (0.9200)
living through a terrible event yourself, but still being unable to think of what to say when it happens to someone else (0.9200)
wussing out and NOT kissing that attractive girl (0.9200)
not getting enough sleep (0.9200)
not being able to finish anything you've ever started (0.9192)
not trusting your instincts (0.9189)
not knowing how to ask for help when you needed it most (0.9178)
not going to the bathroom before you left the house (0.9175)
how many shockingly attractive people turn out to be both really insecure messed up in the head freaks who needs lots of tlc, yet at the same time manage to be arrogant narcissistic meanies (0.9167)
buying Team Fortress Two for your girlfriend (0.9167)
trying to read Moby Dick once, oh god (0.9167)
usually feeling like apologizing for your anxiety, but recently having been helped by your shrink to understand that it's not something that needs to be apologized for, although you still don't get this on a subconscious level (0.9167)
coming back only to find out that your craving for brains really gets in the way of forming a meaningful relationship (0.9167)
another stupid network website using the stupid Move player that doesn't work for you (0.9167)
needing a haircut and having a new, competent stylist you like, but really having no idea what you want to do with it (0.9167)
hearing thirty seconds of Kung Fu Panda through a closed door and deciding that not only do you not want to watch it, but that you never want to think "panda herpes" again (0.9167)
not realising that action could be interpreted in that way, and being horrified, HORRIFIED (0.9167)
eating so much rubbish (0.9167)
not minding your own bismuth (0.9167)
not wiping up that last trace of blood (0.9167)
leaving the milk in the fridge too long (0.9167)
Candlejacking off (0.9167)
waking up hungover and alone (0.9167)
characters in works of fiction that are supposed to be geniuses, but never show it, not because it's part of their character but because the author or writers are too dumb (0.9167)
catching a chronic but fairly minor disease while traveling (0.9167)
contracting swine flu from your piggy bank (0.9167)
that you were going to buy that Tako piece that Agent FiftySeven made but you didn't because you couldn't (0.9167)
Today's Sedentary Lifestyles (0.9167)
that nobody seems to realize the "people suck" attitude is self perpetuating, because by living that way you're just contributing to the overall selfishness of society (0.9167)
that at least the old Evony ads were slutty in a fantasy sort of way, these new ones aren't even trying (0.9167)
really not getting the pony eye blowing regrets (0.9167)
middle aged men with fake tans, bleached blond hair, and pink nailpolish (0.9167)
bragging about being from West Virginia (0.9167)
insecurity (0.9167)
not feeling qualified for most things, lately (0.9167)
that it all seems like a stopgap (0.9167)
logging into Brian Peppers (0.9167)
that you make me feel like crying (0.9167)
having to move out of uni accomodation, since oh god there's so much stuff to pack (0.9167)
that you should have graduated college by now (0.9167)
post nasal drip (0.9167)
being so tired, but half waiting up expecting a phone call (0.9167)
bringing up a hypothesis to a friend who immediately dismisses it, only to have the same hypothesis repeated back to your months later, as it it were an original idea (0.9167)
no one taking advantage of these excellent tatas (0.9167)
cluttering Firefox with so many addons that, really, the browser portion of the window is so small as to be unuseable (0.9167)
not saving your game (0.9167)
these bananas being shitty, s h i t t y (0.9167)
sweating (0.9167)
that sometimes it feels like you will never be making enough money to break even, let alone actually get ahead (0.9167)
regrorts (0.9167)
listening to the Sugababes (0.9167)
breaking the pendants you are working on (0.9167)
regrets, perod (0.9167)
playing hungry angry achey puffy bleeding mess hippos with your ornery peach canning aunt when all you wanted was to play hungry hungry hippos instead (0.9167)
accidentally using than instead of then (0.9167)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (0.9167)
bottoming for Chet Meatsack in Severe Ass Damage V (0.9167)
calling your boyfriend or girlfriend, just to say hi and tell them you miss them, but for some reason picking a fight instead (0.9167)
that when you hit puberty and finally got your horns that they weren't the long cool black and twisted kind like Dad has, but the shorter goat kind (0.9167)
that the "asians" section on that porno site is full of pics of forty year old obese indians (0.9167)
that if you wash your clothes, you'll have to stay up for another hour to dry them, but if you don't you'll be stinky tomorrow (0.9167)
finding the ANY key and then pressing it when you weren't specificially asked to (0.9167)
that Charlie Brown never gets to kick the damn football (0.9167)
calling heads, but the sexy coin turned up tails (0.9167)
not being able to find that clitoris (0.9167)
breaking your Grandmother's wrist (0.9167)
not smothering Sky Dayton with a Thetan infested modem when you had a chance (0.9167)
that you very nearly had the dative case down when your senior year of German ended, and you haven't taken any classes since (0.9167)
fucking ohio (0.9167)
having blisters on your fingers (0.9167)
agreeing to help that person with building their website (0.9167)
being horny but not having any suitable potential sex partners around (0.9167)
assuming that animal that looked like it was smiling was happy (0.9167)
dying your blonde hair dark brown (0.9167)
whining about regrets on the internet, where no one really gives a shit (0.9167)
lemon tree (0.9167)
having problems at home, but not being able to move out yet (0.9167)
imagining that you must be exhausting to know (0.9167)
being all shy for most of the year and as a result she is merely your good friend (0.9167)
being too afraid to ask you partner where your relationship is going in case they give an answer you don't want to hear (0.9167)
that five years ago you would have been thrilled to see a Tim Burton version of Alice, but now you feel it's just another movie with Johnny Depp in it (0.9167)
people who know a little music theory that fight over whether the major or minor scales are better, when both are just different ways of interpreting a single pitch class set (0.9167)
that the killer what took me is entitilitis (0.9167)
empty, hollow gestures (0.9167)
building an Ayn Randroid (0.9167)
marrying a wife but really wanting a thrife (0.9167)
waking up to a high pitched chittering sound coming from outside your window (0.9167)
having run out of regrets, then, paradoxically, realizing this is in itself a regret, oh tearful slope of sisyphean toil! (0.9167)
they literally had the poor bastard stuck in a corner with his back against the wall and sweat rolling down his face (0.9167)
your game apparently freezing, and refusing to fix itself after several minutes (0.9167)
the Humorless Bland Agreement Bandit (0.9167)
being a jerky mcjerkface to the ones you love (0.9167)
falling in a bottomless pit (0.9167)
not understanding what makes you so bad at this (0.9167)
often saying things like "I'm pretty sure" when what you really mean is that you're completely and utterly certain (0.9167)
having no desire to sleep, but having an obligation to do so (0.9167)
having all of the fun of a hangover without any of the fun of actually drinking the night before (0.9167)
Bandwidth limits in Australia (0.9167)
eating colon (0.9167)
feeling iffy from lithium (0.9167)
recieving the wrong grade results and making life choices based on those, only to find out too late (0.9167)
having nothing to live for and no means to live with, but not wanting to die either (0.9167)
being a twit on Twitter (0.9167)
not knowing enough about writing, you feel, to know whether you've done it successfully (0.9167)
crying over a boy on the way home from school, only to have your aunt find out and tell your grandmother, who lectures you about it at work (0.9167)
that I'm afraid the pretzels are no longer complimentary, Mr Bond (0.9167)
locking your keys in the car while thinking to yourself that you're locking your keys in the car (0.9167)
regularly taking fish oil supplements (0.9167)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (0.9167)
swatting that mosquito when you were wearing a white shirt and now you have a big blood stain on your sleeve (0.9167)
never having had cable, therefore having missed the Mystery Science Theater craze, you little pampered Anita (0.9167)
clumsy brains (0.9167)
that there hasn't been a president in more than a century that has had a vagina (0.9167)
reading a book for the first time in which you discover several things which you had, a few months ago but several months after the book was out, written into an as of yet incomplete short story of yours, and now feeling like you've plagiarized (0.9167)
telling yourself you'll complete an assignment today since you have other things to do tomorrow but you're probably going to put it off until tomorrow anyway (0.9167)
freely using "ironically" when you mean "unfortunately" (0.9167)
buying a ridiculously expensive treadmill, only to have it sit unused in your garage (0.9167)
that BAD sketch comedy has killed the parody (0.9167)
that you would get a tattoo, and you even know what it would be, if you could think of a place on your body that you liked enough to put it (0.9167)
drawing that comet so that the tail pointed in the opposite direction of its motion rather than away from the sun (0.9167)
collapsing in on yourself with bitterness and solitude (0.9167)
Gwyneth Paltrow too (0.9167)
being sorta interested in trying a "beer float", except it seems like a terrible waste of both beer and ice cream (0.9167)
not using your handle when it comes to insulting musicians (0.9167)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (0.9167)
not going to watch that grudge match between God and Satan, because seriously you guys, it was awesome (0.9167)
misuse of the word "epoch" (0.9167)
people who leave stuff lying around in public places, like it's someone else's job to clean up after them, seriously (0.9167)
that some silicone sister with her manager mister told you you got what it takes, she said she'd turn you on, sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky breaks (0.9167)
sitting next to someone who really stinks on the bus (0.9167)
swans taking our jobs (0.9167)
that people are so bad at taking direction and piking up on visual cues (0.9167)
that the only people you can really ask for advice are sleeping (0.9167)
writing poems you kind of like, but posting them on a nearly deserted livejournal, and then being scared of pointing them out to anyone because that might be obnoxious (0.9149)
not standing up for yourself (0.9149)
not making a back up (0.9149)
throwing away the amulet the old gypsy woman gave you for protection (0.9149)
spending the last of your money a week before payday (0.9130)
not being able to edit regrets in order to correct spelling and grammar (0.9130)
not knowing what to change your name to (0.9130)
forgetting which day your final exam is and subsequently missing it (0.9118)
only learning to cut loose and have fun AFTER graduating college (0.9118)
failing to take hints (0.9109)
having already run out of things to do by eight forty five on a Sunday morning (0.9091)
not trying to make everyone feel bad for you, which you think it probably seems like, just not being able to keep the anxiety inside, because then it gets even worse (0.9091)
never really knowing what happened (0.9091)
not knowing morse code by ,,,, , ,' ,', ' (0.9091)
two undernourished egos (0.9091)
SA no longer being readable by non members (0.9091)
fucking bastard sexists who come up with shit like "Man Law" (0.9091)
letting your keyboard get filthy (0.9091)
that even if your attempts at logic are nonsensical, they're still enough to persuade yourself (0.9091)
www hotmale com (0.9091)
genital mutilation (0.9091)
spending thirty seven dollars plus tax on that Che Guevera tshirt (0.9091)
not seeming to be able to make the very, very small amount of money that you need to get by (0.9091)
being pigeonholed (0.9091)
taking social cues from a number of movies and television shows in which the protagonists are obviously very interested in each other, but must never, no never, admit it to each other, anyone else, or sometimes even themselves (0.9091)
that you would probably save a lot of money if you just rented one small keg a month (0.9091)
not being able to tell if you or the other person gave up on the friendship first (0.9091)
that pop country western seems to have adopted cock rock's regrettable irritating swagger, only with pot bellies and redneckery (0.9091)
the regret index having no edit function (0.9091)
being unemployed, and feeling unable to become employed (0.9091)
finding science irreverent because, you know, all the jokes (0.9091)
using suicide preventatively rather than curatively (0.9091)
only asking her out when it was too late (0.9091)
being slain by a war camel (0.9091)
despising someone, except for with your penis (0.9091)
reading "ekranoplans" as "electroplankton" or "ekans" as in the pokemon also snake backwards (0.9091)
the binbag splitting (0.9091)
being a little bored and lonely (0.9091)
having actually liked BonziBuddy back in the day until you realized it was spyware (0.9091)
only seeming to feel scared or motivated around three in the morning, when it seems impossible to do anything about it (0.9091)
coming home early, being bored, rediscovering Nanosaur Two on your computer (0.9091)
eating the little girl (0.9091)
getting so annoyed with yourself for the mopey pessimism, but just getting mopier and more pessimistic as a result (0.9091)
being hoisted by your own petard (0.9091)
pressing the enter key instead of shift (0.9091)
when a shitty band covers a great song, I'm looking at you My Chemical Romance (0.9091)
Evony and Ibory (0.9091)
unintentional impulsive behavior (0.9091)
liking cloth (0.9091)
selling your soul to the devil, retroactively erasing your entire marriage, to save the life of your elderly aunt who'll probably die in a year or two anyway (0.9091)
getting a pet that doesn't like you back (0.9091)
that fanwikis are destined to fail because anyone who spends enough time on the computer to contribute to them has the social skills of a brain damaged baboon (0.9091)
trying to sneak a fart but it coming out a poop (0.9091)
that The goggles do nothing! (0.9091)
Ron Tario (0.9091)
losing your first love, which happened to be a sweet vintage bike (0.9091)
having trouble seeing the point in trying, when you get no response (0.9091)
writing crappy dialogue (0.9091)
that having now learned about "synthetic knives" you may never leave the house again (0.9091)
deciding not to do laundry and instead wear mildewy bloodstained underwear from your laundry pile (0.9091)
that your sister owns all of the John Bellairs books you read growing up, so you can't just crack one open and start rereading it now (0.9091)
having gaps in your CV (0.9091)
Andrew Lloyd Webber (0.9091)
having a rough nap (0.9091)
fanwank effecting the plot of your favorite show (0.9091)
knowing that it'll take your whole damn life to make this right (0.9091)
not having regular internet access for more than a month because your laptop is screwed up (0.9091)
the critic (0.9091)
the scariness of putting money down on an idea you're not sure will work out (0.9091)
losing your connections (0.9091)
having a shit ton of stuff to do on the computer at just the time your skin feels like its itching off your face, the ambient noise of the room is howling in your ears and you could probably run to Milwaukee and back without breaking a sweat, srsly (0.9091)
buying CD's and never getting around to listening to them (0.9091)
seeing how around them the children would lie, then watching them rush into sleep, like butterflies die (0.9091)
being too tired to write (0.9091)
making mistakes (0.9091)
hot grits (0.9091)
being a pretty lonely guy (0.9091)
getting into an "open relationship" (0.9091)
signing up for that MMO game (0.9091)
not making it clear to her that NO WE ARE NOT FRIENDS AND NEVER WILL BE (0.9091)
asking out the cute waitress at your favorite restaurant, because she said no and now you can't go to your favorite restaurant anymore (0.9091)
that there is (0.9091)
being a little afraid to post about your goal of eating your way through every street fair this summer, as your metabolism not only makes you thin but apparently also insensitive to others not so freakish in the DNA department (0.9091)
internet psychologists (0.9091)
adding a comment to the wrong regret (0.9091)
that you really can't believe that TV offer you just watched was a real thing, I mean really (0.9091)
watching that video where a skinny guy sits down on like a three foot long dildo and you're all like "oh big deal it's just a camera trick, he just sat down in front of it" and then you can see it pushing around in his stomach and you want todie (0.9091)
thinking that Michael Jackson's skin color transition from black to white was something he did on purpose, only to discover later that it was due to a rare skin disease which destroyed the pigment in his skin (0.9091)
wanting to comment one someone's old Facebook item or picture, but not doing it because you think that would be weird because secretly you're lookingat their old items and photos because you loooooooove them (0.9091)
hank driving all the way to springfield to watch bart's peewee football game (0.9091)
that precious love is always eating up your heart (0.9091)
misspelling "McClane" (0.9091)
people not understanding what communism is (0.9091)
the familiar sound of your cat vomiting in the next room (0.9091)
not knowing what to say when you heard her mother had died, and therefore not calling her to see how she was doing (0.9091)
sending someone a couple of instant messages, only to have them sign off a few minutes later without even replying (0.9091)
being a cyberbully (0.9091)
that emo kids and angsty teenagers have warped people's view of what depression really is (0.9091)
listening to Kottonmouth Kings with cotton in your mouth (0.9091)
an angry bleeding mess of a swan (0.9091)
the swan above the port, the color of television, tuned to a dead channel (0.9091)
that assholes are such assholes (0.9091)
googling then blogging then tweeting then bozzling then gruffubbling then popopopopozziling (0.9091)
not checking the date on those package unagi rolls (0.9091)
when books have a bunch of generic reviews on the back cover but don't tell you anything about what the plot is about (0.9091)
six hundred and thirty five killer swans (0.9091)
that you've gone from getting blown nightly to getting blown off, amirite (0.9091)
Kanye West (0.9091)
sinking time (0.9091)
that once you get your scent on them, the mother won't take them back (0.9091)
not making the city more welcoming to your friend who recently moved here and isn't liking it much, because you are too busy trying to figure out how to make a living, and being pretty miserable yourself (0.9091)
saying "someone" when you meant "somewhat" (0.9091)
the treachery of images (0.9091)
having a football shaped head (0.9091)
careless memories (0.9091)
people asking "how was your weekend" when you worked both Saturday and Sunday, and it wasn't really a weekend (0.9091)
eating blubbery pancakes (0.9091)
El Cisne Loco (0.9091)
meeting that Fall Out Boy (0.9091)
dyeing in vein (0.9091)
the bad taste in music of people in convertibles sitting at a nearby traffic light (0.9079)
receiving a fortune cookie containing no fortune at a restaurant (0.9063)
that this thing doesn't cycle through all of the regrets when you're on a voting roll and you keep voting on the same ones over and over again (0.9050)
that countries will enter a war without first setting definite goals and definite plans as to how to accomplish them (0.9048)
veneral diseases (0.9048)
that your love of synching video to music in interesting or inappropriate ways clashes with your hate of searching for a legitamate clip on Youtube and getting a hundred fan made music videos featuring Evanescence songs back instead (0.9048)
being unable to think of indecent comebacks (0.9048)
debt (0.9048)
forgetting to check for typos (0.9048)
breaking her trust (0.9048)
burning the tomato sauce that you canned and have been eating all year (0.9048)
liking video fighting games, the two dimensional kind, but never making any friends to play them with (0.9048)
waking up earlier than usual, but then dicking around so you'll probably still be late to work (0.9048)
not putting away a small amount of money every month since I started working (0.9024)
that people don't laugh at your jokes, but they do laugh at your serious suggestions (0.9024)
being so screwed up by the past that you never give love a chance (0.9014)
Eating way too much because if its gonna cost that much you're going to get your fill (0.9000)
making mountains out of molehills (0.9000)
getting so awkward when you're caught off your guard (0.9000)
being depressed over your failure to achieve something that was implausible anyway (0.9000)
being unable to talk to people unless you have a "good" reason to (0.9000)
finding every interaction with this one person to be delightful, but not taking any action (0.9000)
not being able to figure out if you are depressed (0.9000)
running late (0.9000)
mildewy (0.9000)
tripping and falling into Kento's GAPING ASSHOLE (0.9000)
feeling sleepy for the first time in months on a night when you should stay up to get some work done (0.9000)
not realizing that underneath all that shit, he just wanted help (0.9000)
assuming it was obvious (0.8989)
drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth (0.8986)
not running fast enough (0.8980)
being shy (0.8974)
telling a joke you hadn't thought all the way through (0.8970)
breaking your resolve (0.8966)
forgetting passwords (0.8966)
having no friends in the city where you live and turning to this site for some semblance of social intercourse (0.8966)
having rich inner monologues that melt away as soon as you begin to write (0.8966)
not saying at least "hello" (0.8963)
that the good times are over (0.8958)
that you didn't take more pictures (0.8958)
not shaving your legs ever, but shaving your pubes for someone once, leading you to look mangy (0.8947)
regrets written in the first person (0.8947)
letting him break your heart again (0.8947)
that the person who did your job before you had no filing abilities and you have to spend so much of your time sifting through randomly named files all the time and the system (0.8947)
allowing xkcd to become unfunny (0.8947)
losing what little nerve you had (0.8947)
bad speling and grammer (0.8947)
not kissing people, even if it's in your best interest to do so (0.8947)
telling your ex girlfriend you loved someone else for a mojority of your relationship, then wanting to get back with her (0.8947)
stepping on gum (0.8947)
learning your best friend was a closet furry (0.8947)
an hero lolwut facepalmjpg (0.8947)
being born too late for tall ships, and too early for space ships (0.8947)
being to poor to build your own robot butler (0.8947)
going through too much bullshit just to mess with the wrong person for you (0.8936)
wrongeous anger (0.8936)
not making your move when you had the chance (0.8932)
abandoning your values (0.8929)
confusing your horniness for loneliness (0.8929)
drying yourself with a mildewy towel (0.8929)
calling someone by the wrong name in front of all their friends (0.8923)
cashing in a winning scratch off ticket just to buy some losing ones (0.8919)
staying in that dead end job because it required less work than following your dream (0.8901)
not backing up my data (0.8897)
contractual obligations (0.8889)
not being good at self promotion (0.8889)
not turning back to look at her one last time before leaving her life forever (0.8889)
orphaned puppies with a hurt paw crying alone in the rain (0.8889)
strangers telling you to 'cheer up' and smile when you weren't even aware of being anything less than fine (0.8889)
not learning how to change a tire (0.8889)
that Captain K'nuckles is a dick (0.8889)
misspelling you're as your (0.8889)
not knowing what to eat, and ending up eating nothing (0.8889)
trying to get along with someone, even though their idea of conversation is a running critique of everything you do, like, and believe (0.8889)
waking up tired everyday (0.8889)
losing touch with old friends (0.8889)
jokes with friends (0.8889)
the assholish way that vegans get when you tell them you like tofu, as if it belongs to them and you're not allowed to eat it (0.8889)
that monocles and top hats are not in style (0.8889)
hunting the wumpus to extinction (0.8889)
being expected not to offend anyone else, ever (0.8889)
misuse of apostrophe's (0.8889)
making mistkakes (0.8889)
not tightening the lug nuts (0.8889)
hating yourself (0.8889)
anaphylactic shock (0.8889)
having the same cough for six months (0.8889)
loneliness that can only be consoled with regret (0.8889)
risking going for a poop despite the small amount of toilet paper and then running out before youre done (0.8883)
hardly ever taking the dog for a walk (0.8871)
making a costly mistake (0.8870)
always starting to hate yourself whenever you suspect that anyone else has an opinion of you, whether that opinion be good or bad (0.8864)
getting fat (0.8857)
not letting the dog out to pee (0.8857)
lending that rare comic to your sister's boyfriend just before they broke up and you never saw him again (0.8857)
not telling the person you have a crush on that you like them, and when you finally worked up the courage, they're dating someone else (0.8846)
being so careless your scoop of ice cream fell off the cone onto the hot pavement (0.8846)
catching robot flu by going to that sleazy robot strip club (0.8846)
not taking backups (0.8846)
not figuring out what you want (0.8846)
putting of that dentist appointment until it was too late (0.8846)
not sleeping AND not getting the homework done (0.8842)
not hooking up with Ryan (0.8840)
leaving mould in a mug for so long that when you finally got round to washing it, it sprayed a blue cloud around the kitchen on contact with water and made you sneeze (0.8837)
staying with an abusive boyfriend (0.8837)
fried pickles (0.8824)
when someone lives up to their stereotype (0.8824)
hitting that wasp, but not hard enough, so it comes back and stings you (0.8824)
needing a shower in the warst way (0.8824)
the absense of established customs and mores for online interaction (0.8824)
having a bunch of books you absolutely love, but losing your nerve when it comes to recommending them to others (0.8824)
eatting undercooked eggs (0.8824)
being THAT guy (0.8824)
not buying supplies before the dungeon run (0.8824)
dropping out of school for a girl (0.8824)
having no qualifications (0.8824)
saying you could start at your job earlier than they expected, then remembering later that you planned to visit your boyfriend that weekend (0.8824)
that you are literally fucktarded (0.8824)
hurting the only person who loved you because you were afraid of getting too close (0.8824)
that Zorro stole all your zzzzz's, now you'll be awake all night (0.8824)
not starting in your new sketchbook because you're afraid you'll mess up tremendously on the first page (0.8824)
a lack of clarity in your regrets (0.8824)
that subscription to US weekly (0.8824)
starting a business with loans from your friends (0.8824)
not going to the doctors sooner (0.8824)
not making more of an outcry about bad things that are happening (0.8824)
making an unintentional typo when you were trying to make an intentional typo (0.8824)
spelling gauge wrong (0.8824)
still not knowing what you want to be when you grow up (0.8824)
having too much work or not enough (0.8824)
reading a book in two days, because it was really good, but probably not being able to remember any of it a month after as a result (0.8824)
being afraid that when you do stop being scared of other people, you will settle for a relationship you're not that into, out of low self worth (0.8824)
The Assassination of Jessie and James by the Coward Ash Ketchum (0.8824)
your lack of telekinesis (0.8810)
thinking someone is talking to you when they're actually talking to the person behind you (0.8806)
people blaming their own faults on you (0.8800)
not having any self esteem (0.8800)
that the trend of regrets that don't make sense with 'how much can you expect to regret' has returned (0.8800)
homeowners associations (0.8800)
innocent actions being misconstrued by others as sexual advances (0.8800)
liking an artist but not participating in the fandom so you don"t know what kind of stereotypes are attached to it (0.8800)
touching your eye after cutting hot peppers (0.8800)
your feet, they're cold (0.8800)
failing to see the signs (0.8794)
the Twilight books (0.8785)
that typo you will never be able to fix (0.8780)
something you HAVEN'T done (0.8780)
leaving coffee for a week in your thermos (0.8780)
living a life dictated by your phobias instead of your desires (0.8774)
giving someone more attention than they deserved (0.8767)
staying in relationships even after finding out the truth (0.8767)
failing to notice that the sad girl you just passed was actually a damsel in distress, and you didn't help her (0.8765)
buying your first car, then immediately getting in your first car accident (0.8750)
finding a living six inch long centipede in your toilet (0.8750)
May not being a fun month for you (0.8750)
entering pointless religious debates that serve only to make both sides really irritated (0.8750)
winning a pyrrhic victory (0.8750)
dying from food inhalation (0.8750)
not trying more things when you were younger now that you know being in trouble is a fake idea (0.8750)
having itchy gums (0.8750)
not knowing what you did wrong (0.8750)
fighting between the feeling that you're not ready, and the feeling that you're running out of time (0.8750)
that the DS has become a haven for shovelware (0.8750)
crotchrot (0.8750)
realising you've ran out of toilet paper after you've already finished (0.8750)
that it's no longer cool to call the Internet "the tubes" (0.8750)
adding Roshan Patel to your Facebook friends (0.8750)
not being sure if the same kid just passed you three times, or if there are triplets afoot (0.8750)
that even though you know how to pronounce bass as in bass guitar, when you see it in writing you always automatically think bass, as in a type of fish (0.8750)
barf (0.8750)
that there is nothing fair in this world, babe (0.8750)
letting your ex have your Dreamcast (0.8750)
wasting your life (0.8750)
that clinging to the past hinders you from embracing the present, the old Regret Index is dead, long live the Regret Index (0.8750)
the incident (0.8750)
finding out your cat is of the non yodeling variety (0.8750)
neglecting your oral hygiene (0.8750)
moving into that apartment that was infested with bedbugs (0.8750)
thinking it would be way more punk to get a hott pink "Hello Kitty" Squier copy of a Strat than to get another Gibson SG, but being unsure whether wooable girls will see the post punk transgressive humor or your artfully ironic act of overthinking things (0.8750)
not looking both ways before you cross the street (0.8750)
world hunger (0.8750)
showing that person you were hoping would be a new friend something stupid because you thought they would appreciate it, only no one would because your interests are dumb (0.8750)
people who make assertions without citing evidence or examples to back up said assertions, a sure sign of a narcissistic personality disorder, the other sign being vehement denial of said disorder followed by attack or ridicule of diagnosis tenderer (0.8750)
drying yourself after a shower with a mildewy towel (0.8750)
not having a miniature pet Utahraptor (0.8750)
making typos (0.8750)
moving to kuwait (0.8750)
Facebook applications (0.8732)
taking the hugest dump (0.8727)
hannah montana (0.8723)
Hitler's taking direct control of the German military (0.8723)
not having hands for feet and also a tail (0.8710)
ever watching The View (0.8710)
waiting too long to let go of your feelings (0.8710)
being asked for important advice and not being able to give it (0.8710)
mistaking tears for repudiation of the rumours involving her kissing someone else (0.8710)
not asking your health insurance company how much an expensive dental procedure would cost before doing it (0.8710)
losing two portable music devices in less than two months (0.8696)
having a friend who is just nice enough to keep you around, but when it comes right down to it, if you ask her for some favor in return for yours, she just utterly sucks (0.8696)
awfulness (0.8696)
indecent exposure which does not result in the erotic frenzy that you had anticipated (0.8696)
not seizing the moment (0.8696)
telling my roommate who plays his guitar all the time that I am really laid back and I love hearing music all the time (0.8696)
being born too late for tall ships and too early for spaceships (0.8696)
forgetting just what the things were you used to enjoy so much (0.8696)
being a dick (0.8696)
imagining how painful a hangnail would be if it rimmed the tip of your urethra (0.8696)
flashing the dog, then finding out your dad saw you (0.8696)
not finding more time to read (0.8692)
not checking the toilet seat first (0.8690)
games that you never finished and have long since lost (0.8684)
spending all day surfing the Internet instead of writing or drawing or whatever it is you do creatively (0.8684)
not doing the thing you deliberately said you would (0.8684)
staying with the douche because you were too lazy to get out (0.8679)
staying in a problematic relationship for the sake of your children (0.8667)
not being one of those people who really finds it unfair that the other person doesn't make the first move, knowing that you are the cause of most of your problems, but still preferring the neutral position (0.8667)
the way passport photos highlight every blemish and imperfection (0.8667)
that in recommending something to someone, you mentally pick out all of the things that they might not like about it, which in turn tarnishes your enjoyment of it a little (0.8667)
dropping out of highschool (0.8667)
that your academic plans are GONE (0.8667)
Beatallica (0.8667)
trying to do something in a bit of a hurry on a website that is extremely slow today (0.8667)
the UK not having free speech (0.8667)
being sleepy (0.8667)
that there still people alive in two thousand ten who believe the White Stripes were good (0.8667)
that, specifically, you want to know if it's proper to say "took an object from out the container it was in" or if you have to say "out of the container" (0.8667)
knowing where you want your relationship to go but not having the balls to ask or talk to your partner about such (0.8667)
three am, when doctors say the body's at low tide, the soul is out, the blood moves slow, you're the nearest to death you'll ever be save dying, sleep is a patch of death, but three in the morn, full wide eyed staring, is living death! (0.8667)
imagining that there's a cafe somewhere where all the american apparel models hang out and talk about philosophy and indie music, and the girls hang out with their nipples poking through their shirts and their drugged up expressions (0.8667)
guessing you should probably give up on your dream for another year (0.8667)
puke (0.8667)
being so exhausted you can hardly keep your eyes open, for no good reason (0.8667)
letting all that isn't limited to the ground come into your home (0.8667)
not closing your window, though you're quite cold (0.8667)
neofolk (0.8667)
asking "hey, how's your dog," forgetting that her dog just tragically died (0.8667)
eating something that when eaten would result in the inability to post regrets that begin with "eating" (0.8667)
implementing synergies to verticalize your platforms (0.8667)
falling asleep while cooking with the stove (0.8667)
that it's nearly eleven again, sigh (0.8667)
that when people list regulars, you're hardly ever on the list (0.8667)
wrecking your own car (0.8667)
not helping that injured bird you saw (0.8667)
beating that final stage, only to realize the basic emptiness of the electronic experience (0.8667)
when your toaster wets the bed (0.8667)
mispronouncing that fancy word (0.8667)
getting your balls caught in a beartrap and screaming for help, but nobody thought anything was wrong because you're Thom Yorke (0.8667)
feeling sick when it's really nice outside (0.8667)
that the Jack the Ripper case is still unsolved (0.8667)
staying with someone you didn't love (0.8667)
writing a kind of excellent cover letter for a job you're not one hundred percent sure you want (0.8667)
screwing up the grumblecakes caper (0.8667)
that the only thing separating grad school from grade school is e (0.8667)
coming down with a fever in the middle of summer (0.8667)
what an enormous number of utterly crap films somehow get greenlit for screen (0.8667)
that you aren't not doing nothing never even though you aren't not anywhere special (0.8667)
eating too much too often (0.8667)
making an obvious, undisputable statement, then tacking "in my opinion" at the end of it (0.8667)
lacking the courage to tell somebody how you really felt (0.8659)
using the wrong tense (0.8654)
not telling a person how special they were to you (0.8654)
going back on your word (0.8649)
losing that irreplacable item (0.8644)
it taking so long to remember words (0.8636)
republicants (0.8636)
offering tech support for family members (0.8636)
characters in works of fiction that are supposed to be geniuses, so the author feels obligated to construct situations to show off that genius, yet the situations are so contrived and unrealistic that they could only exist in fiction (0.8636)
not taking a spare (0.8636)
searching frantically for something that ended up being in your pocket the whole time (0.8636)
being unable to tell (0.8636)
not leaving him before he became a judgemental prick (0.8636)
wasting time on the internet waiting for an email you might never get (0.8636)
having either a knack for lulzy old timey jokes, postmodern merriment and general bonhomie, or wallowing in a fathomless dark hole of self abuse and hollow hearted self loathing, with no in between (0.8636)
Trying to eat chili straight from the pot with a ladel, and just spilling it all over your shirt (0.8636)
finding yet another way to rehash past mistakes (0.8618)
not having met ryan north (0.8611)
that you were born too late for tall ships, and too early for spaceships (0.8611)
being so lazy you refrained from cleaning up the dead insects on your kitchen and bathroom floors (0.8611)
answering a question without thinking about it first (0.8607)
sounding like a pretentious twit in your comments despite not meaning to (0.8600)
being woken up early the one day you get to have a lie in (0.8571)
that the smell behind your ears smells kind of like cheese (0.8571)
sexual frustration (0.8571)
someone finding and returning you your virginity despite your not wanting it back (0.8571)
finding only yoga listings for "healing, breathing, compassionate and gentle" yoga, where's my "fire eyed punk rock shit blood and chew glass" yoga (0.8571)
saving the world by turning it invisible (0.8571)
that no one votes on these anymore (0.8571)
dissociating (0.8571)
Hitler (0.8571)
that sometimes even the internet can't find something you want (0.8571)
spilling that coffee on your white shirt (0.8571)
that "hurting yourself" currently has an index of ZERO (0.8571)
biting your tongue while chewing gum (0.8571)
your habit of leaving lettrs and sometimes whole out when typing things (0.8571)
that Ayn Rand was such a fridged bitch (0.8571)

bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
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most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (2705/0.9975)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (358)
turtles (293)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (71)
not getting circumcised (63)
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