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Today is the first time I came to know of the programme
mending a tremendous tree
the water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim
pingpu peoples
we should send him fanmail that reads like this, and also is written on sandpaper
besides the undeniable fact that there are moments wherein he shines, now no longer very many strategies you besides the undeniable fact that a pair
might The stress Be With You
Hayden Christensen is a actor with low to mid degree benefit, he has no relatively "defining" benefit or mannerisms that could element to him being certainly one of those "diamond in the puzzling"
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It extremely isn't "lifelike" to bypass judgement on him as an actor based on his artwork in SW
in west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground was where I spent most of my days chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shooting some b cock outside of the school
you put the cock in the basket and lotion it all up or else you get the hose again
wondering what the rules to basketcock are
the Leprechaun violently emerges from Kowalski's basket when he attempts to shoot some hoops
Leprechauns Don't Play BasketCOCK
yo, cheerio
that is racist
Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball
these Pokemon are Old and Overdone
those days are old and overdone
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(1) pingpu peoples
(1) might The stress Be With You
(2) we should send him fanmail
(3) yeah, that's what I mean, people are basically just filming porn with a three sixty camera and playing it on an oculus rift, but when are we going to get the actual fully interactive stuff with maybe a crotchpiece or something
(1) Harold Pinter writing a harlequin play starring Hayden Panettiere licking HP sauce off of Harry Potter's hard penis
(1) skin
(2) HP is short for Hard Penis
(1) that Betty White is in her nineties
(1) FBI Colon Tycoon Was Extorted By Gay Porn Star
(17) imagining the images on an amazing Regret Index calendar and then throwing up in your mouth a little bit
(3) not really having anything useful to say to people in times of stress, but feeling the need to say something and consequently making a lot of low grade sexual jokes
(5) looking at pictures of naked gentlemen
(1) looking at pictures of naked ladies
(1) being raped by a midget
(1) falling down the rabbit hole of youtube song mashups
(2) Thant
(2) that's weird, last night I dreamed that someone came to my home and made me his thirteenth spouse, and Kento was telling me he got fucked thirteen times last night
(3) breakdowns come and breakdowns go
(2) fuck marry kill, ten lords a leaping, seven swans a swimming, two French hens
(1) fuck marry kill, bustin', buskin', breastgasm
(2) fuck marry kill, Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Bill from Kill Bill
(2) fuck marry kill, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Bill the Pony
(6) fuck marry kill, a shoe, a pony, a carrot
(1) hypnagogic jerks
(1) creating a script that just prints CHARMING twice and terminates
(2) that you would like your corpse to be partially dried, sealed in some type of resin, then popped like popcorn
(3) wondering what Norbit was like in Fatworld
(1) nobody WANTS to deep throat Stephen Fry
(1) wanting to change every reference to Middle East in someone's website to Middle Earth
(1) not knowing what a thoul is
(1) you awful, awful man
(4) that you can apparently get a pizza thap cam cao cap for one hundred and nine thousand dongs in Vietnam
(1) talking about cunnilingus while performing cunnilingus
(1) Some genius has finally invented vegan cola that doesn't taste like ape crotch
(2) I'm sorry
(1) bluh
(3) wondering how anyone was able to feel anything at all given the epic amounts of alcohol and cocaine that must have preceded those couplings
(1) that's the dumbest joke I've ever made
(1) that it is impossible to be "so alone" because "alone" is an absolute
(1) separating the men from the boys at a NAMBLA convention
(2) what you did to that hobo under the bridge
(5) wondering if there even is a constitutional method for determining the presidency if the president elect and vice president refuse to be sworn in at all
(1) During their private White House meeting on Thursday, Mr Obama walked his successor through the duties of running the country, and Mr Trump seemed surprised by the scope, said people familiar with the meeting
(2) fuck date kill, Earthlink, a straight guy, Sylvia Browne
(1) fuck marry kill, Taylor Hanson, Zac Hanson, Isaac Hanson
(1) having sex with a doll that looked a lot like Jonathan Taylor Thomas
(3) that the Regret Index is where nerdy adults running out of youth and optimism come to act like teenagers on the internet
(4) you've taken me for granted because I please you
(1) Birds can be drawn to the scent of plastic
(1) No Bollock S Club VII
(4) the painful knowledge that you are too old and out of shape for Natalie Portman to want to bang you, and you probably always were
(1) seeing a meme showing a physical resemblance to Biff Tannen and wondering whether there was actually some kind of thing like that going on, like he went back in time and gave a copy of "New York Real Estate Trends of the Twentieth Century" to his grandfat
(3) Jeri Ryan Seven of Nine's Breast Expansion Star Trek Voyager
(6) Toblerone is facing a mountain of criticism for changing the shape of its famous triangular candy bars in British stores, a move it blames on rising costs
(1) kind of wanting to write a novel, and then accidentally having it turn into a semiautobiographical allegory
(8) wishing that each wikipedia page had a view count on it, because you really want to know how many people have needed information on, say, "Benin at the twenty twelve Summer Paralympics"
(2) taking a photograph of Donald Trump blowing Bill Clinton while Prince Andrew watches from a palm tree and masturbates
(1) Will Smith's ability to read insipid raps from a script in a way that almost sounds like he cares
(1) there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world
(2) David Pumpkins being less amusing than advertised
(2) having three Kentos but not being able to train them to do anything except Eiffel Tower each other
(1) BAD TEETH NO BRA
(1) having impure thoughts about a teenage Danica McKellar
(1) wanking to elderly porn, hi
(2) wanking to youth porn, hi
(1) It was not clear if Team Clinton sought to publicize the photo to show Sanders, a champion of the working class, at an exclusive locale or if the goal was to circulate an unflattering picture of a septuagenarian in a swimsuit
(1) hitting Big Jake
(1) bride fancier's lament
(1) bird fancier's lung
(1) "terrible" China, "totally corrupt" Mexico, "a total mess big crime" Germany
(1) Nens "Hasty" Chrideen, of the Great Empire of D'C'Naa, he
(2) I voted for Camel McCamelface
(2) Elmo porn
(1) Let me hear the sound you'd make if you were slashed in half by a sword
(1) liking your women like you like your steak, blue
(1) Animorphs, the most beautiful lie
(1) The Shining really is a great name for a romcom
(4) girl on girl sex during POST PARTUM PSYCHOSIS
(1) girl on girl sex during pregnancy
(1) groping beasts
(1) groping breasts
(1) in sixth grade, hearing a story where some girl supposedly got her first period after taking a hot bath and having sex
(1) wondering whether there are any straight males who are lesbian
(1) wondering whether there are any straight males who are lesbian icons in the same way that Judy Garland, Cher, et al are icons for gay men
(1) Annual Pony Rape Bout I
(3) liking your sex like you like your congress, stilted, formal, and culminating in a bill
(2) reading that Julian Assange's internet has gone down and Wikileaks believes this was done by "a state party" and thinking no, it's probably his fucking printer shitting up the homehub, or his FourG dongle provider doing upgrades and crippling coverage
(1) looking at porn
(3) Xragb
(1) titter, the porno version of twitter
(2) Chloe tho
(1) nobody measuring dickgirl Rachel Stevens in a regret yet
(1) nobody mentioning rachel in a regret yet
(2) Child found dead in Fenton colon Woman arrested
(1) fuck marry kill, sexual intercourse, marriage, homicide
(1) Mr Barasch said the lab had shown that people were ready for cruel anal
(1) that the regret index is no longer powered by regret
(5) discovering you were blocked by someone you respect on social media, but having no idea when or why this happened
(6) Theresa May bragged about Britain being world's fifth largest economy, After her speech, it dropped to sixth
(3) Bicoid Fetus shits water being frightened

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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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