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Sting's enlarged, yo
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you like the elegance but it's weighing you down
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Night Man
Actor John Stamos pleaded no contest on Tuesday to a misdemeanor charge of driving in Beverly Hills, California, under the influence of a drug and was sentenced to three years' probation, the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office said
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent Virginia
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it certainly is broad
really wanting to know the plot, or at least the broad premise, of Holy Hal
Normal Momma's House
in fatworld SeSEVENen is a movie about fat shaming, culminating with a scene in which the younger detective's wife's Fudgie the Whale cake is not delivered on time
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(7) wondering which you would choose given the option of either speed dating everyone on your Celebrity Bang List with the ability to mix and match, or cruising around on a luxury yacht all day with no more than ten of them
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(5) not really understanding the logic of an organization that is going out of its way to make every nation on the planet with nuclear weapons pissed off at them
(2) Sixty One Percent Of Americans Pee In The Shower
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(1) suspecting that all the spam comments are going to break the 'dex again
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(4) Ugh I just, I love her, but I get so sick of her sometimes too
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(1) getting mayonnaise all over your face
(5) Lol no one ever
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(1) the secret sauce of America is innovation and entrepreneurship
(1) Wrecking Ball chatroulette version
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(1) giving the chariot to Lucy Lui and Lucy Liu
(1) Lucy Liu kneads dough with boys at a reinsertion center in Goma, Democratic Republic of Congo
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(1) not being a big gay guy
(1) Donald Trump, a billionaire son of New York City, did not make a single charitable donation to any of the not for profit groups that provided aid to survivors, rescue workers, or the families of cops and firemen who died trying to save others
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(1) fold over glans
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(1) Prince George tries to grab a bilby
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(5) I'm going to call you Simon from now on
(1) you're the expert on that
(2) the Islamicisation of Christmas
(1) you're gonna miss me when I'm gone
(11) wondering what happened to YOU to make you hat the french so much
(1) You probably have herpes, the WHO says
(1) tattooing PENIS on your penis
(8) drawing a picture of a female human of indeterminate age with an ass like a ten year old boy having her buttocks spray painted teal by Pikachu and Weedle
(2) Werewolf Colon The Apocalypse
(2) not having peed on Kento's face yet
(6) Watch All of Natalie Portman's Movies for a Chance to Perform Urolagnia on Her!
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(2) hey guys, remember the Scissor Sisters
(2) I should really get some sleep
(2) meeting Brian Knobbs
(226) meeting Brian Peppers
(297) not getting circumcised
(1) shooting your infant child into space
(1) a great and incredible unit of eight individual females brought together by common interests of wine, cheese, and dark chocolate among many other indulgences
(2) taking the chewiest dump
(5) that movies would probably be ten times shorter if the characters didn't do something stupid once in a while
(1) that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the flume out of an anus trope
(2) wondering when and why it became gauche for the ultra rich to employ court dwarfs
(1) Disco Fries
(9) what you do for a living
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(1) wondering how the test went
(3) that Sandra Bullock is the female Jude Law
(2) ONE Rachel Steven, ah, ah, ah, TWO Rachel Stevens, ah, ah, ah, THREE Rachel Stevens, ah, ah, ah
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(1) maybe I wanted us to be exclusive, but I was worried about losing you, did you ever think of that
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(1) Rick Astley is probably not going to be my best friend by Monday afternoon
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(1) imagining Her to be a female version of Him from Powerpuff Girls
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(2) looking up adult dance classes but never joining one, if you know what I mean
(19) wondering what it is that you do
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(4) I know, I voted for them
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