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drownong in Domo Mooro's pool
Pool Dovod Howson
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Mochool Jockson's "Bod"
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Moron Bochstonsongor
Murun Buchstansangur
always confusing young John Simm with Dominik Diamond
Londo McCortnoo, roguish cloud miner
drawing a picture of Pool McCortnoo sucking on Londo McCortnoo's thick grooso soosogo and pushing her plom tomotoos around with his fongors
you had to go and make it sexual
drawing a picture of Paul McCartney sucking on Linda McCartney's thick greasy penis and pushing her testicles around with his fingers
drawing a picture of Paul McCartney sucking on Linda McCartney's thick greasy sausage and pushing her plum tomatoes around with his fingers
Denmark has the world's highest per capita consumption of sausage
really being quite surprised to find a presumably monthly magazine about vegan life lasting more than twenty issues in the UK, which is as much as eighty percent meat
wondering if the publishers of Vogue magazine are planning on suing the publishers of Vegan Life magazine for their slogan "Bringing Vegan into Vogue" in England
Moby posing in the UK
not choosing the shalom life
fuck marry kill, a crab, a carrot, Oasis
something something War War something Jar Jar something Tim Allen noise
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(1) not choosing the vegan life
(1) Mr Freeze
(1) laughing as you hew a rough wooden dildo for Mary Chapin Carpenter
(1) fuck marry kill, Princess Madeleine, Tinky Winky, Steve Harwell
(10) having sex with Oasis
(3) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
(1) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated
(1) having a cardboard booty
(2) not realising that the best way to get a British bird to drop her knickers is to do bottomlessly stupid things, crikey
(2) trying to conceive of the enormity of a crime or series of crimes that would mandate incarceration for a billion years
(1) Orly
(1) that the fifth Google result for "Bicoid Babe" is "Bicoid Babe's asshole fountain"
(8) it's still better than having him sucking on your left one until you have a breastgasm
(2) the two ingredients of squirming babies
(1) replacing all vowels with o
(1) Pool McCortnoo ond Wongs
(2) facefucking Kento
(6) do you have a plan or do you just like to watch me like a zoo animal
(1) wondering if Woody Allen and Roman Polanski hang out much imagining Bill Cosby's jello slicked O face looming over you
(3) I am hardly a suing person, and yet that just got my goat
(1) David Dees
(1) just now realizing that you probably could have just poisoned the tea that you gave Obi Wan and Qui Gon, which they eagerly and willingly drank without so much as sniffing it, rather than trying to gas them
(4) making it with a redhaired girl in a Chevrolet
(4) but apparently you hate that
(1) Twin Long Ronnies #Two
(1) In snooker, swapping the cue from one hand to the other in order to gain easy access to an oblique shot was long thought to be disrespectful, though more recently it has come to be accepted, especially since Ronnie O'Sullivan has dominated the world game
(1) National Orgasm Day
(1) fuck marry kill, FDR, JFK, LBJ
(1) USA
(1) I, Zach Assymoth
(4) that if you fuck Kento the only option is to kill yourself
(2) fuck marry kill, Jewel with poisonous breasts that lactate acid when she gets excited, Emma Watson but naked she's like a Barbie with no genitalia and weird articulation points, young Julie Newmar but you're a child and she's a pedophile who abuses you
(2) fuck marry kill, fatworld Ellie Jackson, dickgirl Rachel Stevens, hirsute Emma Watson
(1) watching Black Mirror because of the pig thing but being three episodes in and thinking it's much less clever than it thinks it is
(1) realising that Juche has taken a hold of you and you have come to see Kim Jong il and Kim Jong un as the same Glorious Leader
(1) I agree but where are we going to find an animal with a large enough jaw
(1) The Bee Movie trailer but every time Cher tweets the volume increases lOO%
(1) Meowth that's right!
(1) Ki Adi Mundi
(6) fuck marry kill, a Vulcan, a Klingon, a Romulan
(1) wondering whether the abdominal pain you've been experiencing is a sign of Kentometriosis
(2) this extra who just has POOOOOOOOP written on her clothing
(1) excellent
(2) furry calk milk, Jenny , Sleigh Hero, Lewd Cunt
(1) she orders that coffee be boiled for five days, ready for their anniversary
(2) fuck marry kill, Winona Ryder, Ariel Winter, Jewel
(3) fuck marry kill, Garfield, Bob Geldof, the Bangles
(1) fuck marry kill, James A Garfield, Andrew Garfield, Garfield
(1) misleading the Senate, that's a paddlin'
(8) making a neutral face
(1) to be fair, although she looks like she could drown, she does turn that frown upside down
(1) The Black Whores of DC
(1) going crabbing in Sheepshead Bay
(1) going round the twist
(5) fuck marry kill, the father, the son, the holy ghost
(1) fuck marry kill, Mahatma Gandhi, Indira Gandhi, Rajiv Gandhi
(3) Fight on UK train after people kept placing bagels on travellers' heads, cheerio
(1) taking those Thanksgiving themed erotic photos of Kento wearing nothing but a pilgrim hat and a turkey drumstick covering his genitals
(1) glove in you is medical malpractice, making no fault damages payments is all I wanna do
(3) that the concept of telepathy and telekinesis is so common in science fiction, even science fiction of the "harder" sort, yet there is absolutely no mechanic outside of pseudoscience to explain how they function
(1) drinking alone during the day
(3) the new episodes of Lasagna Cat
(1) that you should always eat balls in pairs
(1) fuck marry kill, Gene Hackman, Gene Hunt, Gene Talia
(5) fuck marry kill, the Rat Pack, the Brat Pack, the Frat Pack
(3) Currently, the phrase 'Brit Pack' is often used to describe any disparate group of young British actors and actresses of rising prominence
(1) getting a raw blow from Rob Lowe
(7) wondering who Tabitha on regret two zero six eight was and how she found the index
(2) hi kento
(3) being that chicken flavored ramen that make your sweat smell like chicken
(2) your new dildo being too big for you
(1) pitching an original sitcom in which Charles Martinet and Scott Baio play a prominently married couple who make a living playing traditional Mexican music, Mariochachi Band
(1) being followed on twitter by a guy named BLAZING HOMOSEX
(2) Kento "Dick Dick Dick" Ikeda
(1) Kim Jong nam really looking like the Asian Dom Deluise
(3) how the Grinch stole the US Federal Gold Reserve, over two hundred police and national guard dead, a nation mourns
(1) the world is not a tangled knot of failure
(1) Afro Samurai
(1) Nabooian nerve knockers
(2) the Houston Gamblers
(8) deleting your MyFace tweet account book
(1) such cow cum in a rape vial
(1) Quantum Rape
(4) entering too soon
(2) banging a minor heroine butt
(1) Han banged a Tim Burton heroine first
(2) Jabba the Hutt Colon The Art of the Deal
(1) Easy D
(1) my ass for my senior pictures
(1) feeling like a potentially less effects heavy and more kid friendly X Man would be Miceman
(1) oh so no one was gonna tell me there was a big senior penis behind my ass for my head pictures
(3) wondering what they call a sixty nine year jubilee
(1) I didn't know they made T cup bras
(1) that you'll never have a four way with Prairie Dawn, Rosie, and Granny Bird from Sesame Street, and sure, you could probably look up someone else's weird take on a frankly weird desire, but it's not the same
(1) the rainbow ruse
(7) this guy right here
(1) this guy right here
(1) Mike Pence tweeted that calls to ban Muslims from entering the US are "offensive and unconstitutional"
(1) seeing a guy beg for change outside a suburban grocery store and simutaneously being suspicious and sad for him

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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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