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Ham Sandwich or whatever the fuck it was called
wondering how long the Windows Insider Programme icon has been one of the dogs from Achewood
our engineers went through your logs, and they saw exactly what you told us, they saw exactly what you said happened, and we're sorry
ripe jokes
Cockburn issues poo warning after human faeces found in Aubin Grove bushland
Lady Jacks off to hot start in dumpster behind Steak n Shake
Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference
not picking your bread bae when you had the chance
Buggery "Bugs" Bunny
Randy Johnson Hits Bird
She was created as a "female merchandising counterpart" to Bugs Bunny
you gotta work your jelly if you gonna dance with me tonight
Peter Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit
Lola Bunny
Buster Bunny
climbing the snake up the ladder, but you're wrong
It doesn't make sense how died parents can have children
I don't even know who that last one is
fuck marry kill, Kento, Jaylala, Farty McCrablice
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(5) repeating your mistakes
(1) blowing up the kid
(1) that cheesecake is disgusting
(1) that her ears look pretty big in that too
(1) beating your wife
(1) having improbably dinosaur sex with agenty fiftyseven
(1) not knowing if you have a boyfriend or just a boy who is going through all the motions
(1) hey guys, remember Jaylala
(1) making a gif of Bulbasaur getting a bulb job from Heracross while Pikachu looks on
(5) laughing out loud reading Lolita in Italy
(6) she certainly did
(3) let's fly somewhere and find out
(3) impreganating Angelina Jolie
(2) black dwarves
(1) squandering your resistance for a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises
(3) finding out that you're rotting garbage from the amazing Regret Index
(1) fuck you, George Lucas, for teaching me that everything in the world is rotting garbage
(2) leaving your nuts out for tits
(1) I Love my whore famliy
(4) trying to do the old "what's long and hard and filled with seamen" joke with Kento and just getting this blank stare before he eventually mumbled "Kento"
(1) thinking it really odd that a female celebrity attaches "lady" to her name, as that seems like something that is the mostly the domain of drag queens
(1) entering the fatrix
(1) Panthropologising
(1) being T H I C C
(1) Primo Colon
(3) I dated a puker once, trust me, it's not fun
(1) smelling the Rake's birthday cock
(1) You can add ten toppings to your dog at no extra cost and the toppings are super dank
(2) Simon Shelton Barnes, the British actor best known for his role as the Teletubby Tinky Winky, died of hypothermia and a high level of alcohol in his blood, tests revealed
(3) unacceptable behavior in the form of unwanted intimacy
(1) Why is there smoke coming out of the Jedi Temple, Anakin
(6) also, stop hanging around toilets looking for children
(2) wondering whether Grover's carpet matches his drapes
(7) that you'll probably see Twelve Inch Jar Jar Binks next week
(1) X Men Burgers and Fries
(1) that regret number twenty nine on the old regret index was "X Men Three" with a hyphen between X and Men but it can't be replicated because hyphens are not allowed now
(3) living in sin
(3) drawing a picture of Kento being Bussard ramscooped by Geordie and Scottie
(2) only having one cup
(2) getting out of my dreams and into Myke Hawke
(1) I think you'll find it's unfeasibly large Richards actually
(1) drawing a picture of Eminem fellating Grand Moff Tarkin who evacuates his bowels in his "moment of triumph" if you know what I mean
(4) hand up a gay man's ass
(1) putting the ass in Cardassian
(2) respectin' the chain o'command
(1) mmm, Ham
(2) delicious recipes with dopey names
(1) feeelings
(1) Clockwork Smurf's favorite trick is eating smilax leaves, turning them into hot smilax soup and giving them to his fellow Smurfs
(2) cheating on them
(4) telling you best friend they prononce something inncorrect
(2) wondering what it would be like to build a golem out of rejected copies of your resume and have it terrorize the people that refused to hire over the years for petty reasons
(1) apparently favoring Senior Man over Boy every time, which implies that Kento is a state achieved by osmosis
(1) Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your fucking throat
(4) dreaming of the past, as though past you and present you are two idiotic ghosts trying to haunt one another
(1) working on the weekends
(1) Toys R Us shuts down after Rihanna tweets about it
(1) being ki
(1) That your central girders would not have given way, At least many sensible men do say, Had they been supported on each side with buttresses, At least many sensible men confesses, For the stronger we our houses do build, The less chance we have of being ki
(3) a crossover remake of Words With Friends and Tinder, Baths With Friends
(1) drawing a picture of Minnie Mouse eat too much finger!
(2) I don't remember Minnie having tits that nice
(1) naming your band "Wangs"
(1) shellchested busted nut buns
(1) wondering if there is a median point where the curves of insane through too much sex and insane through too much money intersect, and whether it is reached sooner or later than in the natural state when money is exchanged for sex
(2) making a old woman cry by calling her an ugly mouse, i'm looking at you, old german lady with alzheimer's
(1) that alex could be short for either alexander or alexandra, thus not clearing up the question of whether sa is female or male at ALL
(2) Virgin vs Chad memes
(1) Kids, consuming wieners with ease
(3) if you hard, then you hard
(1) knowing the date you last ate jalapenos
(3) I shall join you in those impure thoughts
(2) Smurfed Hams
(3) let's be honest, it was more of a "drop" than a "stuff"
(2) that on a really cold day, pee feels really hot as it comes out
(2) the FBI's gonna pay me to look at child porn
(1) Steamed Hams but its genderswapped erotic fanart
(1) kellie and pete
(2) Liam Bensson Slammed Over Selfie With Slim Ass Ire
(1) having second thoughts about doing fa
(1) regrets about Ponyta blowing
(1) Based on advice from his grandfather, Peter decides to camp on Erica's lawn until she realizes that she loves him
(3) using dirty words in a game of Scrabble
(1) What's inside a Furby Connect
(2) drawing a picture of Kento getting St Peter's Basilica'd by one third of the College of Cardinals on each end
(1) A man who posted step by step updates as he pleasured himself with the stomach of an anglerfish ended up in hospital
(3) kent kent Kento
(1) wondering whether Kento's carpet matches his drapes
(1) that Donald Duck doesn't wear pants
(1) the eagles are cumming
(1) eating the kid's bollocks
(1) being the dog's bollocks
(3) Beast Balls
(1) Great Balls
(1) being a misunderstood relatively intelligent person
(3) it is probably the most shameful thing in my life
(1) popcorn, peanuts, looking at big butts
(1) the way that Chris Lydon always says "that'll do, pig, that'll do" to you after you have sex
(3) adopting a special needs child
(2) not hooking up with the mohel when you had the chance

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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
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