add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Episodes of 'Tanks for Nothing' with All the Eiffel Towering Removed bottoming for Dong Chi in Copulated Chocolate Pudding IV the Jokes Removed Go's Catamaran Farm Episodes of 'Seinfeld,' 'Friends,' and 'The Big Bang Theory' with All the Jokes Removed Magna Carta of Mars making Kento copulated dong chi at four am making Kento inculcated god hop at four am making Kento chocolate pudding at four am making chocolate pudding at four am Blackbeard Theatarr making Kento wide anal crash stains in the parking lot in front of Subway making Kento an artisanal sandwich in the parking lot in front of Subway BLUEBottle Theater BlackBottle Theater BattleBlock Theater Kento's wide anal crash stains entering the regret "Kento's artisanal sandwiches" when you meant to write "Kento's art is anal sandwiches" wanting to make Kento an artisanal sandwich for his birthday Kento's artisanal sandwiches [ show all 80095 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

search regrets Look for regrets involving top regrets not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000) having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000) lolcode (1.0000) failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000) watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000) [ show more ] bottom regrets using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000) sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000) rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000) telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000) deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0000) [ show more ] most voted regrets meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998) turtles (2443/0.0004) the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000) that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073) breasts (1440/0.0135) [ show more ]