playing the sims
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Greg: Worst game ever. Returned it immediately
ce: I didn't regret building houses :D
agent57: All I ever did was make skins, and then get bored with playing with them. And that was back when they took a lot of time to make...
2ubesock Shakur: All mine did was burst into tears locked in their own homes as gardeners came and went to mow the lawn. I get enough of that irl, thank you.
agent57: Actually, I liked leaving them in the pool without a ladder, so I could create a nice little cemetary. AHHAHAHA...
Ike: I have no regrets about playing anything with the Sim prefix.
Shazzbaa: I was the bomb at SimAnt. :D
Rabble: Have you ever wondered if we're all really just Sims, our lives being manipulated by that Great Cursor In the Sky? Maybe it's just me...
ribbles: I only ever made one Sim. I worked quite hard on getting her life together. After awhile, I realized I was putting a lot of work in to micromanaging the life of a fake woman who would never know I existed. I still think of her from time to time.

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