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At the same time United Artists approached both Batman actor Adam West and Burt Reynolds
Britney Colon For the Record
La Cage aux Pedofolles
nobody puts Baby in a cage with pedophiles
horses aren't a race
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y'all ain't ready
wondering why the wikipedia article for wigger fails to include a picture of Kevin Federline
"A horse drawn carriage used to take people to Royal Ascot has crashed into a shop window after running out of control in the Berkshire town, 'e wos probly a fookin Paki, cheerio" is more English
"A horse drawn carriage used to take people to Royal Ascot has crashed into a shop window after running out of control in the Berkshire town, cheerio" is more English
trustfuck bottlepry, kill you 'til you're clean
truckstop butterfly, kiss you 'til you're clean
wondering if there is a more English sentence than "A horse drawn carriage used to take people to Royal Ascot has crashed into a shop window after running out of control in the Berkshire town"
Matha Stewart, bourgeois Coolio
I don't really care do u
Junzi imperialis
now hand over the children
signed, Donald Trump
I considered following up with "la Cage aux folles" but that also seemed unintentionally bigoted
that's a Roman Polanski joke, I'm not intentionally being racist
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