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Jurassic Park III being one of the films you know you've seen, but probably back when you were still drinking
The screenplay was written by Peter Buchman, who is best known for Jurassic Park III
being kind of tempted to watch Eragon, omfg what a piece of utter ass shit, to determine if it lives up to the name
Santa with Mussels
wondering if the top shelf brothels in fatworld inhabited by women with the same body mass as small elephats
guessing you probably have to pay for the full hour
wondering what a $six hundred per hr hooker could do for you in fifteen minutes that would amply showcase the full hour
having enough spare cash in your slush fund to hire a $six hundred per hr hooker for fifteen minutes
wondering who pays $six hundred per hr for a hooker, and what a $six hundred per hr hooker could do for you that your local dumpster trannie wouldn't do for a partially eaten steakburger
"I wanted to make $six hundred per hr"
Big Mountain Jesus has been the subject of much frivolity over the years
Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton Colon Why I became a $six hundred per hr hooker
bottoming for Jennifer Lawrence in Jennifer Lawrence is Coming
seriously considering donating sperm, but not being sure that if you both passed the necessary tests of motility and survived another eighteen years or more, you could deal with some wide eyed youth turning up at your door to find out about you
I want to get to a stage where there is an abundance of donors, so no woman ever feels she has to go on Gumtree to get sperm
Canada's Mexico promises to build border wall and pay for it itself
Republican presidential hopeful Scott Walker has called building a wall along the border between the US and Canada a "legitimate issue"
a cucchiaio gli stivali di Jewel
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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