add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets shaved ladyparts wondering why Julian Assange didn't just go to Encore une fois to begin with that you can be reasonably sure the toughest months of Julian Assange's year were when the embassy's cat was in heat that he would have had to have decided to go there prior to his arrest, at which point he would probably have just been turned over to the US anyway because there was no political capital to be made wondering why Julian Assange didn't just go to Ecuador to begin with that Julian Assange has spent an entire year in an embassy the Finer Effect Free Suzi Finer the death of Michael Hastings wanting to cover Myke Hawke in hickeys wanting to cover the swan guy's neck in hickeys wanting to cover the same guy's neck in hockey, eh that guy reminding you of big bird wanting to cover the same guy's dick in hickeys wanting to cover the same guy's neck in hickeys Weesey that I might eat a fan that guy reminding you of a bird that I might be a fan that you need a fan [ show all 62241 regrets ] recent comments (1) Weesey (1) natalie (1) that it seems like the more implausible something is, the more likely it is that porn of it exists (3) wondering how September eleventh would be remembered if, instead of the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center, terrorists had crashed airplanes into San Antonio Spurs big men David Robinson and Tim Duncan, nicknamed the "Twin Towers" (1) your bra's band digging into your ribcage (3) Having big boobs so you cant go with out a bra in a halterneck (1) having wide child bearing hips (2) seriously guys the FBI is going to shut us down if we don't stop this oiling the NAMBLA foreskins (4) getting the regret "swallowing Chewie's cum" and really, really hoping that PRISM wasted millions of processor cycles trying to figure it out as part of some larger pattern here at the amazing Dead Drop Index (1) nicknaming your penis "The Tusk of the Walrus" [ show more ]

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