add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Action Jackson liquid metal hand job robots wondering who we should get to play the President in our Hand Job Robot Apocalypse movie who do you think you are, running around leaving scars, collecting your jar of farts, and tearing love apart Rockapella wondering how it is possible for North Korea to be so hilarious and so terrifying at the same time North Korea to build fleet of nuclear powered submarines, begins mass producing screen doors North Korea sends fax, fax machine to receive fax, spare toner cartridge North Korea sends fax threatening to strike South Korea 'without notice' storing your farts in a jar storing your farts in a case not being able to hear the name "Donald Trump" without picturing a cartoon duck, enraged at the uncontrollable case of the farts it has somehow acquired drawing a picture of Donald Trump dancing around his luxurious Trump Tower apartment sarcastically singing "Short Dick Man" by Twenty Fingers featuring Gillette Sad Neo being presented as Happy Neo Sad Neo the Colbert Report bottoming for John Wayne in Progressive Pilgrim VII If John Wayne were alive he'd be rolling over invitingly in his grave If John Wayne were alive he'd be rolling over in his grave Why when the money was coming in u won't complaining about getting butplugged! #homothug!!! [ show all 68628 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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