add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets the Mistake by the Lake a decision has been taken to remove you from the United Kingdom that there's already two other grave markers next to where Anakin buries his mother and one of them is super tiny Anakin's shocking admission that he kissed them all, and not just the men, they were like sand, and he thrilled them like sand Orr'UrRuuR'R Palpatine alrrady knos we will do exactly as the council has instructed, and you will learn your place young one, which incidentally is not Master also not quite getting whether Palpatine's initial idea is to hook her up with Obi Wan or whether Palpatine alrrady knos what an awkward creep Anakin has become that now you think about it, what bugs you about Senator Amidala is that she doesn't get a reflective moment where she muses on the sort of Chancellor she helped elect and her own naivete of the politics of the Galactic Senate despite leading Naboo a gifted, adorable, cuddly ingrate a crossover sequel to Starman and The Oprah Winfrey Show where YOU get a baby and YOU get a baby and YOU get a baby but secretly they're actually bees seeing that girl's beauty in the communal laundry room I know it's you, Women By The Pound Bandit, your Simpsons quotes don't throw me for a moment sleeping on top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies Starman except instead of giving out babies he gives out puppies drinking the entire cafetiere yourself after all, we are from the land of tank chocolate I gave you a baby tonight Tiny White Ranting Hands YUGE White Riding Hat [ show all 129278 regrets ] recent comments (1) the Mistake by the Lake (1) riddling Scots with Ridley Scott (2) driving your snowblower so hard it explodes in Winter (1) Ten Thousand Top Blondes (1) not being able to believe it's not butter (4) fuck marry kill, the Four Tops, Four Non Blondes, Ten Thousand Maniacs (3) that you love the Regret Index but it makes you so regretful (1) Cumbag Steve (1) camgirling (6) that a pretty brunette girl, late teens, stranded on the beach, wearing a becoming bikini bottom, flip flops and sweatshirt, to whom you lent your cell phone to call for a ride, smiled up winningly at you, batted her long lashes, then thanked you as "Sir" [ show more ]

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