not having met ryan north
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I wonder if Kevin and Kelvin are the same guy: and he just misspelled his name.
Grarry: It's easily done. CALL ME.
Gerald: I would call you, Gerari, but didn't you read my message? I NEED TO CHARGE UP MY PHONE!
Mauricio: I would call you, but, as stated above, I've got a very weak signal.
klnpejwejg: USA
Curt: I was born in Australia but grew up in England
Olivia: I'd like to open an account
Hubert: I've just started at
Luis: Yes, I love it!
Matthew: It's serious
Kirby: Do you know the number for ?
Trevor: I'd like to cancel a cheque
Seymour: I hate shopping
Maxwell: Will I be paid weekly or monthly?
Lonnie: I'd like to send this letter by
Jenna: Will I have to work shifts?
Emma: How many would you like?
Raymundo: Whereabouts are you from?
Reginald: I'm on a course at the moment
Damon: I want to report a
Oscar: When do you want me to start?
Harris: What's your number?
Sonny: What do you like doing in your spare time?
Billie: How do you spell that?
Silas: A law firm
Patricia: How much is a First Class stamp?
Stanley: Enter your PIN
Fletcher: I'm not working at the moment
Jerald: Another year
Shelton: Children with disabilities
Aubrey: Could you tell me the number for ?
Albert: Have you got a telephone directory?
Romeo: Could I take your name and number, please?
Carol: What sort of music do you listen to?
Brayden: Hello good day
Ethan: A jiffy bag
Tony: I'm happy very good site
Seymour: Is this a temporary or permanent position?
Quincy: Have you seen any good films recently?
Agustin: Are you a student?
Frederick: Do you know the number for ?
Myron: I'm on holiday
Boyce: Best Site Good Work
Delmar: I need to charge up my phone
Fernando: I've just started at
Jimmie: I'd like to change some money
Arnulfo: Where are you from?
Autumn: Which team do you support?
Robby: Get a job
Adolfo: Very interesting tale
Randy: I'd like to pay this in, please
Raymon: Could I take your name and number, please?
Kristofer: How many weeks' holiday a year are there?
Jason: I've just started at
Benito: When can you start?

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