watching 'The Dark Knight'

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dining in the briny deep, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge, lenny face coming for the freak, staying for the food, say no more
dining in the briny deep, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge, lenny face
coming for the freak, staying for the food
dining in the briny deep
coming all within
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not getting the whole appeal of crabs, lobsters, and other crustaceans, because they're more like enormous aquatic spiders than anything that should ever exist in the surface world
Pokemon Big Prawns and Tiny Lobsters
they're more like big prawns than tiny lobsters of all the boys I've known, and I've known some
there's no place like home, there's no place like home
The Hoipolloi used "fantastic motion" as well as "blasts of raw electricity and explosions" to brainwash the thetans into accepting the Gorilla Goals, with the goals including "To End", "To be Dead", "To be Asleep", "To be Solid", "To be Sexual" and so on
it's time for pyromaniacs to burn stuff by the tracks naked flames and smoke that's black fire tenders racing back pyromanie totally insaney firebomb trainy pyromaniacs, those are the facts
not being a very good vegan but being a dab hand at repeating old stale jokes that weren't that funny to begin with
vegan Mighty Quinn's
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having three weeks to hit an open sub deadline but suddenly feeling like everything you write is shit and losing the will to edit it
they're more like big prawns than tiny lobsters
of all the boys I've known, and I've known some
kind of wishing instead of kiddie fight clubs Brad Pitt had put his energy into a webstore and brand that constantly hammered on about keeping your nuts fresh with steaming and Tibetan nut anchors and whatever other crap he could tout
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(1) That your central girders would not have given way, At least many sensible men do say, Had they been supported on each side with buttresses, At least many sensible men confesses, For the stronger we our houses do build, The less chance we have of being ki
(3) a crossover remake of Words With Friends and Tinder, Baths With Friends
(1) drawing a picture of Minnie Mouse eat too much finger!
(2) I don't remember Minnie having tits that nice
(1) naming your band "Wangs"
(1) shellchested busted nut buns
(1) wondering if there is a median point where the curves of insane through too much sex and insane through too much money intersect, and whether it is reached sooner or later than in the natural state when money is exchanged for sex
(2) making a old woman cry by calling her an ugly mouse, i'm looking at you, old german lady with alzheimer's
(1) that alex could be short for either alexander or alexandra, thus not clearing up the question of whether sa is female or male at ALL
(2) Virgin vs Chad memes
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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